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Song Parodies -> "I Drank A Bunch of Ipecac (And I Think I'm Gonna Die)"

Original Song Title:

"Chevy Van"

Original Performer:

Sammy Johns

Parody Song Title:

"I Drank A Bunch of Ipecac (And I Think I'm Gonna Die)"

Parody Written by:

Andria

The Lyrics

My second ipecac parody in as many days, and yes, I have a mild obsession with vomiting. Note: for pacing purposes, "intestine" is pronounced "inn-TEST-un".
I went on down
Walked into the Walgreens
Went down by the pharmacy
Bought some ipecac
So I could drink it all and puke

Just like a dumb*ss, I was standin' there
Drinkin' ipecac without a care
Then I fell down beside the john
I drank a bunch of ipecac, and I think I'm gonna die

My stomach
Got gurgly and queasy
By the john, I'd kneel down
I would spew
Over a gallon
From my stomach and small intestine

I collapsed and was just layin' there
In a gigantic puddle of puke
Paramedic up and took me by the hand
I drank a bunch of ipecac, and I nearly died

Then I woke up
In Intensive Care
With an IV in my arm
I had fluid depletion
I came close to dyin'
And I swear to God I'd never
Drink ipecac again

'Cause like a dumb*ss I was drinkin'
Ten bottles of ipecac
I fell down, and I puked a lot
And they put me in a Chevy van
That was an ambulance



Just so everyone knows, this will be my last gross-out parody for a while.

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MrMacphisto - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but the concept was pretty funny. If you like writing about vomiting, I suppose you could do something about 2 girls one cup... lol j/k
Andria - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, MrMacphisto. What in the world do you mean by "2 girls 1 cup"?
MrMacphisto - January 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Um... well, if you haven't seen it already, you probably don't want to. It's the sort of thing that will make you vomit without epicac. You can google it, but don't say I didn't warn you...
Andria - January 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I saw the video, and I didn't barf. However, it's not something that a good AmIRight parody could be based on. More like something from Whatfreaks, although I don't submit thanks to Dr Music posting there after his ban from this site.

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