-> "I Drank A Bunch of Ipecac (And I Think I'm Gonna Die)"
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"I Drank A Bunch of Ipecac (And I Think I'm Gonna Die)"
I went on down
Walked into the Walgreens
Went down by the pharmacy
Bought some ipecac
So I could drink it all and puke
Just like a dumb*ss, I was standin' there
Drinkin' ipecac without a care
Then I fell down beside the john
I drank a bunch of ipecac, and I think I'm gonna die
Got gurgly and queasy
By the john, I'd kneel down
I would spew
Over a gallon
From my stomach and small intestine
I collapsed and was just layin' there
In a gigantic puddle of puke
Paramedic up and took me by the hand
I drank a bunch of ipecac, and I nearly died
Then I woke up
In Intensive Care
With an IV in my arm
I had fluid depletion
I came close to dyin'
And I swear to God I'd never
Drink ipecac again
'Cause like a dumb*ss I was drinkin'
Ten bottles of ipecac
I fell down, and I puked a lot
And they put me in a Chevy van
That was an ambulance
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