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Song Parodies -> "I Was The Girl In The Chevy Van"

Original Song Title:

"Chevy Van"

Original Performer:

Sammy Johns

Parody Song Title:

"I Was The Girl In The Chevy Van"

Parody Written by:

Darrell Wilhelm

The Lyrics

This is "Chevy Van" by Sammy Johns, but from the girl's perspective. If she got pregnant, as my parody describes, she would never want anything to do with Chevy vans or hitchhiking again. This song would sound best if sung in a voice that is similar to that of Luanne from "King of the Hill" (Brittany Murphy).
Some stoned-out hippie gave me a ride in his wagon
He tried to seduce me and to take control
I was tired, my mind was a-dragging
He told me to get some sleep and to think of rock and roll

He just thought about me lying there
Moonlight shining through the porthole window
He took my innocence in his Chevy van
And that's a sin by me

He said that I looked like an angel
And I began to get up from the carpet, so shaggy and brown
He told me to get back down, and he turned the vehicle off

We had a one-night stand
Grateful Dead on the Kraco 8-track
He ended up getting me pregnant in his Chevy van
And that's a sin by me

He put me out in a strange town
It was so small that you could throw a ball from end to end
It had a dirt road main street, I had never been there
And that crazy hippie dude will never pass through again

Nine months later, I was lying there
Giving birth to identical twins
If I never go inside another Chevy van again
That would be all right with me


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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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Michael Pacholek - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I hope they weren't identical to HIM. (Especially since they'd be in their early 30s by now.)
Dylan Baranski - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Chevy Vans are cool.
Darrell Wilhelm - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
If you want to see another parody about a Chevy van, search under "Darrell Wilhelm" and click on "Uncle Don's Van". That parody is about an old ugly green van that my uncle owned and both myself and my ex-girlfriend wanted to buy.
Meriadoc - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Pacing was way off, but I quite liked the idea and the intro with the Luanne voice instruction was a hoot. 3-4-5.
Yoidy - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Gotta give a hand to your Chevy van!

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