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Song Parodies -> "The Taliban Can"

Original Song Title:

"The Candy Man"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"The Taliban Can"

Parody Written by:

'Big Al Kayda and the Stingers

The Lyrics

Who can hide Bin Laden
In a dingy cave
Who can murder women just for watching TV?
The Taliban, The Taliban can
The Taliban can, 'cause they're the evil dorks who run Afghanistan

Who's got Muslim clerics
Trudging through the sand
Who can have a mullah for the rullah of their land
The Taliban, The Taliban can
The Taliban can, 'cause a bunch of psychos in Afghanistan

The Taliban thinks
Nail polish stinks
Better hide behind that veil
If you're caught with too much make-up
You may never ever wake up

Who can take tomorrow
Make it yesterday
Who can build their cities out of camel dung and clay
The Taliban, The Taliban can
The Taliban can, 'cause they're the backward fools who run Afghanistan

The Taliban swore
We want a holy war
Now they're gonna get their wishes
We'll have all them sons of bitches
Sleeping down there with the fishes

Who's about to see some
Bombers in the sky
Who can pretty much kiss all their asses goodbye
The Taliban, The Taliban can
The Taliban can, 'cause Uncle Sam is coming to Afghanistan

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