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Song Parodies -> "Simon Cowell"

Original Song Title:

"The Candyman"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis Jr

Parody Song Title:

"Simon Cowell"

Parody Written by:

WereSimoness

The Lyrics

A song about Simon.
Who can take a no one?
give them insults a few?
Make them into a popstar
And an idol or two
Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell can
Simon Cowell can
Cause he mixes it with wit
And critisises you.
Who can judge your talent?
Who can make you big?
Make you famous.
And even popular
Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell can
Simon Cowell can
Cause he mixes it with wit
And critisizes you.
Simon Cowell can
Cause everything insult he makes
Hillarious and just so honest.
Talk about your dose of tough love.
He can make you rich and famous.
Who can take some singers?
Make their dreams come true?
Judge how good their voice is
And make them idols too?
Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell can
Simon Cowell can
Simon Cowell can
Cause he mixes it with wit
And critisizes you.
And critisizes you.
Cause Simon Cowell really does it good.
Cause Simon Cowell does.
Cause Simon Cowell really does it good.
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Arwen - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I struggled with pacing from the get go...but the "dose of tough love" line made me grin...
Kristof Robertson - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know if you're British or American, WereSimoness, but here in the UK, Simey is well past his use-by date. Good parody, although pacing was a bit sketchy. 445
Michael Pacholek - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
The spirit is approved of, but the application could've used a little more work. Not a lot, just a little. Kristof: That explains a lot of things.
carol - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I've been wondering how long it would be before someone came up with one about Simon Cowell. Not bad. I liked it.
Yet Another Dutchman - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
As did I. People who can't sing but still audition know what they're getting themselves into. Thumbs up to WereSimoness.
WereSimoness - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks.

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