Song Parodies -> Christina's a Tart
| Original Song Title: | "Closer to the Heart" |
| Original Performer: | Rush |
| Parody Song Title: | "Christina's a Tart" |
| Parody Written by: | MattD |
Dedicated to the virginal and beautiful Miss Aguilera...
And the kids should hide their faces
When walking through the park
No-one needs to dress like that
Christina's a tart
Christina's a tart
Britney was so pretty
Then she fell apart
Turned into some trailer trash
Like Christina the tart,
Christina's a tart
Slutty ho's and divas
Turned into an art
If you want someone to blame
Christina's a tart
Christina's a tart, yeah
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Whoa, She could be attractive
She seems quite nice at heart
But the fact it still remains
Christina's a tart
Christina's a tart, yeah
Christina's a tart........
(etc etc)
When walking through the park
No-one needs to dress like that
Christina's a tart
Christina's a tart
Britney was so pretty
Then she fell apart
Turned into some trailer trash
Like Christina the tart,
Christina's a tart
Slutty ho's and divas
Turned into an art
If you want someone to blame
Christina's a tart
Christina's a tart, yeah
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Whoa, She could be attractive
She seems quite nice at heart
But the fact it still remains
Christina's a tart
Christina's a tart, yeah
Christina's a tart........
(etc etc)
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