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Song Parodies -> "Christina's a Tart"

Original Song Title:

"Closer to the Heart"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Christina's a Tart"

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The Lyrics

Dedicated to the virginal and beautiful Miss Aguilera...
And the kids should hide their faces
When walking through the park
No-one needs to dress like that
Christina's a tart
Christina's a tart

Britney was so pretty
Then she fell apart
Turned into some trailer trash
Like Christina the tart,
Christina's a tart

Slutty ho's and divas
Turned into an art
If you want someone to blame
Christina's a tart
Christina's a tart, yeah


Whoa, She could be attractive
She seems quite nice at heart
But the fact it still remains
Christina's a tart
Christina's a tart, yeah
Christina's a tart........

(etc etc)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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LoriLoud33 - August 24, 2021 - Report this comment
Long live Christina Aguilera!!!!!!
I Saw RUSH Live Five Times - August 29, 2021 - Report this comment
Christina and Britney are stupid untalented tarts who will NEVER come within light-years of the legacy, brilliance, importance and influence of RUSH. RUSH is the Greatest Canadian Rock Export, HEROES and Britney and Xtina are ZEROES.

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