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Song Parodies -> "Closer To The Arse"

Original Song Title:

"Closer To The Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rush

Parody Song Title:

"Closer To The Arse"

Parody Written by:

Karl Hook Willers

The Lyrics

A magic beanstalk
Gives away-ay in my own ass
A torched to this criteria
Closer to the arse

If you continue writing on yourself
Up the duff there is, rap, rap, r'n'b
A close to this criteria
Closer to the arse
Closer to the arse
Yes

A bridge that never, ever ever
Fucking sinks away
A close to this boy Albany
Closer to the arse
A boyband that never, ever ever
Really dreams away
A closer to the arse
Closer to the arse
Closer to the arse
Closer to the arse, yes

Closer to the arse
Closer to the arse
Closer to the arse
Closer to the arse
Closer to the arse
Closer to the arse
Closer to the arse

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