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Song Parodies -> "'Tween the Channels"
Original Song Title:
"What's Your Handle?"
Original Performer:
Rolling Thunder (CB Songs)
Parody Song Title:
"'Tween the Channels"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Was inspired by the last episode of "The Goldbergs." Remember when cable came out and the Playboy and other adult channels were scrambled unless you paid for them? Sometimes if you flipped back and forth between channels the rolling images might stop and you got to see some slightly distorted T&A or other "action!"
Got new cable and that’s alright
Gonna surf some channels out-of-sight
Mom and dad asleep at night
Hey! Channel’s blocked and warping right!
What the heck is all this static?
I see butts and boobs- dramatic!
The Guide says it’s “exotic”
It’s Playboy on tv- erotic!
Love this channel
Signal’s scrambled
Flip back and forth
Rolling is handled
For cable dad had paid a bundle
Can I stop the image tumble?
Can’t stop remote fumbles
Action seen ‘tween the channels
Gotta get these urges out my brain
These images are driving me insane
If dad discovers, I’ll be in pain
On the couch, my ******* to drain
It’s midnight and gotta get to bed
Thought of what is seen turns my **** red
Volume off, so no words are being said
Lights turn on and "NO!" I’m SO BUST-ED!!!
[Big time, oh sh*t]
Love this channel
Signal’s scrambled
Flip back and forth
Rolling is handled
For cable dad had paid a bundle
Can I stop the image tumble?
Can’t stop remote fumbles
Action seen ‘tween the channels
[In-home box creating scandal]
Gonna surf some channels out-of-sight
Mom and dad asleep at night
Hey! Channel’s blocked and warping right!
What the heck is all this static?
I see butts and boobs- dramatic!
The Guide says it’s “exotic”
It’s Playboy on tv- erotic!
Love this channel
Signal’s scrambled
Flip back and forth
Rolling is handled
For cable dad had paid a bundle
Can I stop the image tumble?
Can’t stop remote fumbles
Action seen ‘tween the channels
Gotta get these urges out my brain
These images are driving me insane
If dad discovers, I’ll be in pain
On the couch, my ******* to drain
It’s midnight and gotta get to bed
Thought of what is seen turns my **** red
Volume off, so no words are being said
Lights turn on and "NO!" I’m SO BUST-ED!!!
[Big time, oh sh*t]
Love this channel
Signal’s scrambled
Flip back and forth
Rolling is handled
For cable dad had paid a bundle
Can I stop the image tumble?
Can’t stop remote fumbles
Action seen ‘tween the channels
[In-home box creating scandal]
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