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Song Parodies -> "Can't You See Me Talking"

Original Song Title:

"Can't You Hear Me Knocking"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Can't You See Me Talking"

Parody Written by:

John Rosa

The Lyrics

Yeah, you got worries baby
Yeah, about December 21, 2012
You know about the end of the world coming
Yeah, you think we'll all fall off the face of this Earth
But can't you see me talking about it now
Can't you smell me walking all around the town
Can't you see me talking about the world's end
Help me goofball, ain't in danger
For a year and a half, no need to worry about the horrible date
Look at the Mayan calendar right now and you'll see
Can't you taste me kicking you for not believing one bit of it
Do you think I'm an idiot for thinking the world will end in 2012
Can't you feel me screaming at you for not worrying about falling off
The face of this Earth
Alright now
Hear me screaming at you really LOUD
Hear me yelling, "December 21!
It's a very horrible date indeed,
Excuse me for a moment, I have to sneeze."
Hear me screamin',
For I am so afraid
Hear me repeatin',
That you are a dweeb
Yeah, I've got to tell you you're wrong
When you think
The Mayan calendar is wrong
Hear me angry,
And I will tell you the truth

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E. Presley - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Superstitious Mayans.

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