Song Parodies -> I Just Wanna Be Chris Berman
| Original Song Title: | "Beast of Burden" |
| Original Performer: | Rolling Stones |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Just Wanna Be Chris Berman" |
| Parody Written by: | Arcade Junkie |
ESPN's Chris Berman is the master of all things sportscasting, since the network's debut, He's been makin' up catch phrases, doing play-by-play and more. Here is a song about ESPN's living legend.
I just wanna be Chris Berman
His voice is loud, and it ain't hurting
ESPN is his 1 love to him
I just wanna be Chris Berman
He's made nicknames those players aren't hurting
ESPN is his 1 love to him
He could go all the way
Back-back-back-back-gone
Rumblin' Fumblin' Stumblin' Touchdown!
He's just the man I see
I just wanna be Chris Berman
Dressed as Swami in a turban
Been on TV & Radio
ESPN is his 1 love to him
The Raid-duhs
Priime Tiime
Whoop, whoop whoop
He's just the man I see
Oh Chris Berman
Pretty (5x) boy
you're a pretty (7x) boy
Pretty, Pretty
Such a pretty, pretty boy
Can we watch ESPN please?
I'll tell ya
All my homies love him on the street
The way dresses from his head to his feet
Don't put him out, put him out, put him out. put him out of misery
All other sportscasters
Just suck it up
But when i see bommer
I just shrug it off
There's just this one thing baby
I understand
At football draft, Mel Kiper Jr.'s your main man
Superbowl of Sports Trivia, ooh baby
NFL Primetime
SportsCenter
Ooh! Ooh! Please!
I just wanna be Chris Berman (repeat)
Wanna (8x) be
I just wanna be Chris Berman
It ain't no fussin'
and it ain't no cursing
Wanna (8x) be
His voice is loud, and it ain't hurting
ESPN is his 1 love to him
I just wanna be Chris Berman
He's made nicknames those players aren't hurting
ESPN is his 1 love to him
He could go all the way
Back-back-back-back-gone
Rumblin' Fumblin' Stumblin' Touchdown!
He's just the man I see
I just wanna be Chris Berman
Dressed as Swami in a turban
Been on TV & Radio
ESPN is his 1 love to him
The Raid-duhs
Priime Tiime
Whoop, whoop whoop
He's just the man I see
Oh Chris Berman
Pretty (5x) boy
you're a pretty (7x) boy
Pretty, Pretty
Such a pretty, pretty boy
Can we watch ESPN please?
I'll tell ya
All my homies love him on the street
The way dresses from his head to his feet
Don't put him out, put him out, put him out. put him out of misery
All other sportscasters
Just suck it up
But when i see bommer
I just shrug it off
There's just this one thing baby
I understand
At football draft, Mel Kiper Jr.'s your main man
Superbowl of Sports Trivia, ooh baby
NFL Primetime
SportsCenter
Ooh! Ooh! Please!
I just wanna be Chris Berman (repeat)
Wanna (8x) be
I just wanna be Chris Berman
It ain't no fussin'
and it ain't no cursing
Wanna (8x) be
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This parody does... go......ALL......THE...........YOU One Berman nickname that comes to mind is Keith Real Estate Moreland
He hit it hard... it's going... back...Back...BACK...BACK... GONE! (Hey, Tim used the other option!) I DO want to be Chris Berman. High marks from me.
He is a very entertaining announcer.
Swami, Swami, how I love ya...
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