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Song Parodies -> "Dodgy Pies"

Original Song Title:

"Bridge Of Sighs"

Original Performer:

Robin Trower

Parody Song Title:

"Dodgy Pies"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Robin Trower: late 60's - early 70's Procol Harum guitarist.
First parody of one of his songs on the site. Anyone else know any of his solo records?
My hon does whine…no poon: improve the ride (no nosh is seen)
Hon does dine…baboon: her groove ain’t fried (odd nosh is seen)
Eats ‘em when they’re livin’…but not once cold
Spends a long time munchin’ monkey thighs

Old bint crows…his bod’s cooled down: now blander (with this, sure riled)
Old bint woes…the sod’s to drown a panda (with this, sure filed)
Or she’s up for shivin’…oh my, she’s cold
Spends a long time cookin’ dodgy pies

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Michael Pacholek - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Is this about Sweeney Todd, or Wayne Rooney's apparent diet?
TJC - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Interesting stuff, Andy, with some lexcellent vocab choices... [OK, I'll admit I had to look up 'bint'...]
Mark Scotti - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Classic Classsssic song!!!! (and great parody...)
Fiddlegirl - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
TJC- I had to look up more than that!! Clever little wordsmith, isn't he?
alvin - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
love trower...also love the word "dodgy"
Andy Primus - July 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all

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