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Song Parodies -> "You Know Don Swayze"

Original Song Title:

"It Don't Come Easy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ringo Starr

Parody Song Title:

"You Know Don Swayze"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

You know Don Swayze
You know you know Don Swayze
You know Don Swayze
You know you know Don Swayze

Actors, as you know
They may have a little bro
And his name may be Don Swayze
What Travolta's kin, Joey, was in
Well, my memory is hazy

Chris, the lesser Penn, made good in drama
While his brother Sean was cavorting with Madonna

Actors we know
May have a baby bro
For example, there's Don Swayze
If you've seen TOMBSTONE, then you've seen Frank Stallone
When Doc told him, "You're no daisy"

Jeff and brother Beau, they're not quite equal
One is in a hit, and then the other's in the sequel

Actresses, it's true
Often have a sister, too
Just like Patrick had Don Swayze
Like the famous sis of Paula Prentiss
Who was certified slap-crazy

Natalie was big, but not so Lana
No one gives a fig, if she deep-throats a banana

Actors, you know
May have a lesser bro
He may even be Don Swayze
Patrick dirty danced, but Don wore funny pants
Playin' addlebrained and lazy

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Rob Arndt - January 02, 2012 - Report this comment
You deserve a well-known 555!!! IIRC, Frank Stallone was also in "Staying Alive". On another note, Goering had a brother too named Albert that hated the Nazis and defied the Gestapo and SS openly and repeatedly. He forged documents with his brother's writing for passes to Jews and other German undesirables, helping a lot of people escape death. He survived WW2. Not many people know this.
Porfle Popnecker - January 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Wow, that sounds like a movie-worthy story!
Callmelennie - January 02, 2012 - Report this comment
I do believe this gentleman has PORF-ected our beloved comedic art form
Porfle Popnecker - January 02, 2012 - Report this comment
You're too kind!
AFW - January 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Interesting theme....don't recall Don, but most of others I've seen in various films
Porfle Popnecker - January 02, 2012 - Report this comment
I think Don was more of a TV guy. I've seen him on various shows like "Matlock" and "The Hulk", usually playing a mentally-challenged character.

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