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Song Parodies -> "You Dress So Sleezy"

Original Song Title:

"It Don't Come Easy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ringo Starr

Parody Song Title:

"You Dress So Sleezy"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Ringo's birthday was a week ago. Thought I'd do this one in honor of his future "Viagra" years. For every "Easy" girl that you can find in ANY bar....
You dress so sleazy
Men know you are so easy
Your boobs are freezing
Men line up for your pleasing......

Dating every dude cause you always were a floose
And you like to dress so sleezy
Boobs are always out, men have no doubts
Just reach out and do some squeezing
You let up off your gas, sex with no sorrow
The dress comes off fast
A new one unzips tomorrow

Men just want your bust
And grinding fast lust
And you'll give in cause you're easy
Rub your big behind men forming great big lines
Want to hit that oh so sleezy
Nothing in your heart
No man is better
Lolly pops you suck
Just a warm up for the next header

Always talking rude and so easy men will choose
Spouting lines that are so cheesy
Open up your mouth no doubt about
Men will use it very sleezy
Men are your release don't have to fake it
Boobs within their reach
Like them big so face will stuff it

Men Bronski your bust
Satisfies your lust
And that's why you dress so sleezy
And that boob job size keeps growing all the time
Entertains the next big teasing .......
Copyright 2010

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Christie Marie M - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Wishing a belated birthday to Ringo. I also love this OS lots! This parody puts the 'sleeze' in 'sleezy'. Perfect OS to spoof and great job. Objectifying 5's with this one!
Mark Scotti - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie!!
Guy - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Mark - Inspired use of the term Bronski? LOL Makes me want to go to Hooters for lunch and a bit of Bronski, but I doubt that Bronski would be on the menu. Fine work here.
The Sultry Thongstress - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
You *like me*... you REALLY LIKE ME! [Nicely dressed down, Mark]
Mark Scotti - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
A "Bronski" of thanks to Guy. And thanks to Thongstress.
Old Man Ribber - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
On the Mark again! I knerw that lady...her dress was so low and her skirt was so high that I thought she was only wearing a belt! ;D
Mark Scotti - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
"Revealing" thanks to you, OMR!!
Andy Primus - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL @ lolly/warm up lines. Had to look up bronski - never heard of that one before.
< ! ! ! > - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
please, Sir, No cheeesy pair oD's
Mark Scotti - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Andy! Yes, Bronski is a big guy term here in the States. Thanks !!! Just caught that i mispelled sleezy(should be sleazy)...my bad(spelling...)
Fiddlegirl - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Clever "take-off" on this OS! :) 555
Ann Hammond - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
he he
Tommy Turtle - July 15, 2010 - Report this comment
WHERE? WHERE? ... guess the bars in the big apple are different from the big orange... I never seem to run into them! Send me your sloppy seconds, and I'll send you my fists full of Fives, 'k? :)
Kristof Robertson - July 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I kind of like "sleezy" as an alternative spelling...coz it looks sleazier! Rude, crude and excellent, Mark. I was in Liverpool last week on Ringo's birthday...great place to honour the man. 555
Mark Scotti - July 15, 2010 - Report this comment
"Sleeeeezy" Thanks to Fiddlegirl, Ann, Turtle with the hard shell, and Kristof!!!
AFW - July 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Was this idea spurred by something that Mel said on the tape?...I know he put down his girlfriend for the way she dressed...good job..
Mark Scotti - July 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW. Yes, a LOT of that was recorded. Mel's got to settle down...
2Eagle - July 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Some women need to get a life.
Mark Scotti - July 21, 2010 - Report this comment
'Next round' of thanks to you, 2Eagle!!
Porfle Popnecker - September 15, 2011 - Report this comment
This song made me feel like a boob. Or two.
Mark Scotti - September 16, 2011 - Report this comment
"Flashing" you some thanks, Porfle!
Agrimorfee - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Surprised at the positive female response to this, would have thought accusations of misogyny would be flying. You struck a good nerve, so for that you get 555.
Mark Scotti - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agri. I would have thought so too. I just wanted to point out that men aren't the only ones who could be "pigs". And I have known people who are like that. My brother-in-law was amazed at the amounts that he saw in the years where he worked as a bartender in a nighclub...
Blaydeman - October 02, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) I'm gonna need a shower after reading throug all this sleeze. LOL! Really funny stuff here!
Mark Scotti - October 02, 2011 - Report this comment
!ABC) A 'shower" OF THANKS to you, Blayde!
Abbott Skelding - October 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Excellent job! Never heard the OS before, but yours went perfectly with the original...and it was much funnier too! Ha!
Mark Scotti - October 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Abbott! It was a great OS to write to. As a matter of fact, i did a spoof on mel Gibson with this same OS right around the same time i wrote this one.
bobpiecheese - October 13, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Clearly a girl who's been reading The Art of Whore by Frank Miller. Fantastic parody, 555!
Matthias - October 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Nothing wrong at all with a sleazy girl... Half-naked girls are what America great! Time to go to the Strip Club!
D-Mon - October 13, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) I'm still a little young for this one, the girls my age haven't started wearing clothes like that yet, but I get it. Good job.
Mark Scotti - October 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks bobpie....LOL at The Art Of Whore! A "clubbing tour" of thanks to Matty! Some "educated' thanks to D-Mon(Yes, they are out there,,you'll see one day(as well as one day do a "Bronski"...lol)
Below Average Dave - October 14, 2011 - Report this comment
I am all too familiar with these kind of people Mark, all too familiar, a bit simple, but it was funny and it worked
Mark Scotti - October 15, 2011 - Report this comment
A 'familiar' round of thanks to you, Dave!

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