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Song Parodies -> "Your Thick Teen"

Original Song Title:

"You're Sixteen"

Original Performer:

Ringo Starr

Parody Song Title:

"Your Thick Teen"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

An ode to America's overweight youth of today
He wakes up after noon
Watches cartoons
Lips do nothin' but whine
Your thick teen
He's pitiful
And bovine

Moves about like a sloth
Dressed like a goth
Belt size now 59
Your thick teen
He's pitiful
And bovine

Spends his evenings on the net,
You still change every bed he wets
He rubs his gland, he will not stop
You'd trade the kid, but who would swap?

He farts loud as a scream
Dates at a farm
Comes home smellin' like swine
Your thick teen
He's pitiful
And bovine

At the buffet, he inhales
When he eats fish it's fillet of whale
You watch him eat, it's quite a sight
That's how they named, the 'gig-a-bite'

He fell off of the curb
Flattened your car
Bet that you're fin'ly resigned
Your thick teen
He's pitiful
And bovine

Your thick teen, he's pitiful, and bovine (x2)

Bovine, bovine, bovine (x2)

All swine, all swine, all swine, all swine, yes he is

Just like mine!

Better watch out for the drunken whalers

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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AFW - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
No bum steer, here...enjoyed grazing in this pun pasture...and, I'm thtill lithping from jutht reading the title
Matthias - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
The "Cartman" of song parodies!!!
Jack Wilson - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
As Cartman would say "Here's your fives, I'm going heum"
John Barry - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Like the strip "Zits" set to music. Great job, Dee.
alvin - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
funniest parody i've seen in weeks
John Jenkins - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent stuff, Dee, particularly the "fillet of whale" and "gig-a-bite" lines.
stuart mcarthur - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I think I sat next to that thick teen on the tram yesterday Dee - surely with a bit of willpower he could get down to beltsize 58 - very funny lines as usual - 555
Dee Range - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, Jack, Matthias, JB, alvin,John Jenkins, and Stu...much appreciated

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