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Song Parodies -> "Neatness Freak"

Original Song Title:

"Super Freak"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick James

Parody Song Title:

"Neatness Freak"

Parody Written by:

Invisible Boy

The Lyrics

Neatness Freak

She's a very tidy girl
I think she learned this from her mother
You will always see her make a frown
If your shoes stay on your feet, (socks please)

She likes to iron her bras
She has her shirts arranged by color
If I do not squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom
It’s not a pretty scene

That girl is very neat now
(the girl's a neatness freak)
She makes me lift the loo seat up
(each time I take a leak)
I better keep my aim true
(or else be up s**t’s creek)
Each day I have to practice
(work on my technique)

She's OC, she's OC
That girl has OCD, yeah

She's a neatness freak, future’s bleak
‘Cuz I’m too messy, now

Every week, neatness freak

When it’s time to move-in close
(makes me bathe in disinfectant)
Well,she makes me wear a wet-suit
(And a hair-net too, yecch)
And her silky skin I’ve only felt through latex
Talkin’ ‘bout my hands…
Breath through a surgeon’s mask I must
Some “409” I'll be spraying
When we finish we use baby wipes and lysol
Her stuff is squeaky clean

That girl is very neat now
(the girl's a neatness freak)
She thinks that germs are everywhere
(all over her boutique)
I better kill that fungi
(no, athlete’s foot ain’t chic)
I really love to wash her
(part of her mystique)

She's OC, she's OC
That girl’s too clean for me, yeah

Such a pure physique…so unique
She’s neat and geeky…wow

Osmonds…sing!
Mooorooni
Squeaky clean, quite pristine
My girl’s a clean machine
Mooorooni

She's a very sterile girl
But sometimes she gets freaky nasty
Then I know just what will turn her on
I just let out a big sneeze…Ahh Chooo…
Sneeze IB !!!

IB

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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McKludge - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good. Kind of reminds me of the old SNL commercial that was a spoof of the Obsession perfume. Compulsion, a new disinfectant from Calvin Kleen. 555
alvin - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
funky and finicky at the same time...dug this
AFW - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody is also neat
John Barry - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm bathed in laughter.
littleCupCakes - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, men in black wetsuits or black Stetson's can be fun . . . just bring along that ~409~ in your ~501~ jeans!
Stan Hall - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
A sweep -- 555. :-)
Invisible Boy - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks...
McKludge
alvin
AFW
John
lCC
Stan
Agrimorfee - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Now you can write a follow-up using the same riff for MC Hammer and call it "U Don't Touch Me!" Good stuff, feels almost as if I had written it.
Matthias - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
This was one squeaky-clean parody, no dirty jokes used on this one. I actually liked this one, and always have liked the original song, although I could see how some people would say it's rather annoying, I seem to just like annoying music, I do like "Fergalicious" after all.
Poop Pants - February 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, I think this is pretty good. You did a great job parodying this 80s song, so you get a perfect score.
Guy - March 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4N) - A female Monk we have here. Not sure of the OS here though, invisaboy - no youtube link on the voting page. I think I know the OS and it sort of went with what think I know. Can't get a good judgement on this without a ref to the OS however.
Below Average Dave - March 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4N) Wow, I really enjoyed this one IB. . .one of my favs by you so far, you actually got me wanting to parody the OS, it looks like you had a fun time with it. . .I liked the way you had the chorus answer the singer "She makes me lift the loo seat up (each time I take a leak)" . . .cool
bobpiecheese - March 02, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Setting aside the fact that ironing a bra is physically impossible, that was pretty good!
stuart mcarthur - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4) great stuff IB, I could hear it playing as I read it, and also exactly what bobpie said - 555
Kristof Robertson - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4N) It could only be someone with your talent to make OCD THIS funny, IB....and the funktastic OS just added to the mirth. The latex lines were my faves. 555+

p.s....the term is "s**t creek"...no apostrophe s required. Just so ya know....;-)

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