Neatness Freak

She's a very tidy girl
I think she learned this from her mother
You will always see her make a frown
If your shoes stay on your feet, (socks please)

She likes to iron her bras
She has her shirts arranged by color
If I do not squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom
It’s not a pretty scene

That girl is very neat now
(the girl's a neatness freak)
She makes me lift the loo seat up
(each time I take a leak)
I better keep my aim true
(or else be up s**t’s creek)
Each day I have to practice
(work on my technique)

She's OC, she's OC
That girl has OCD, yeah

She's a neatness freak, future’s bleak
‘Cuz I’m too messy, now

Every week, neatness freak

When it’s time to move-in close
(makes me bathe in disinfectant)
Well,she makes me wear a wet-suit
(And a hair-net too, yecch)
And her silky skin I’ve only felt through latex
Talkin’ ‘bout my hands…
Breath through a surgeon’s mask I must
Some “409” I'll be spraying
When we finish we use baby wipes and lysol
Her stuff is squeaky clean

That girl is very neat now
(the girl's a neatness freak)
She thinks that germs are everywhere
(all over her boutique)
I better kill that fungi
(no, athlete’s foot ain’t chic)
I really love to wash her
(part of her mystique)

She's OC, she's OC
That girl’s too clean for me, yeah

Such a pure physique…so unique
She’s neat and geeky…wow

Osmonds…sing!
Mooorooni
Squeaky clean, quite pristine
My girl’s a clean machine
Mooorooni

She's a very sterile girl
But sometimes she gets freaky nasty
Then I know just what will turn her on
I just let out a big sneeze…Ahh Chooo…
Sneeze IB !!!

IB