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Song Parodies -> "Rocky Road Hoochie Koo"

Original Song Title:

"Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Derringer

Parody Song Title:

"Rocky Road Hoochie Koo"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Now that National Glove Month is over, I figured I'd move on to something else. This month is National Rocky Road Month, so I'll be doing a whole bunch of parodies about...well...rocky road ice cream. Anyways, about the OS: Weird Al did a parody called "Rocky Road Hoochie Koo", but it appears to have been lost to time, so I'm doing my own version. Enjoy the parody!
All right!

Couldn’t stop eatin’ when I first got hold.
It was a summer night, needed somethin’ cold.
There was a group called Good Humor; they were tryin’ their luck.
Don’t you know I’m never gonna lose that ice cream truck?

Rocky road hoochie koo.
(Rocky road hoochie koo)
Almonds, chocolate, light my fuse.
(Light my fuse)
Rocky road hoochie koo.
(Rocky road hoochie koo)
Marshmallows, you spread the news.

I met a pretty lady ‘bout this time of year.
We went for ice cream at a place up here.
We were eatin’ near the church when I heard that bell,
And my brain started freezin’ like a circle of Hell.

Rocky road hoochie koo.
(Rocky road hoochie koo)
Almonds, chocolate, light my fuse.
(Light my fuse)
Rocky road hoochie koo.
(Rocky road hoochie koo)
Marshmallows, you spread the news.

Yeah, did somebody say keep on rockin’?
OW!
Guitar!

[guitar solo]

I hope you all know what I’m talkin’ about.
The way they’re whippin’ that cream really knocks me out.
Trucks, they come all the time with some treats for me.
C’mon, have some ice cream, and believe me, you’ll see.

Rocky road hoochie koo.
(Rocky road hoochie koo)
Almonds, chocolate, light my fuse.
(Light my fuse)
Rocky road hoochie koo.
(Rocky road hoochie koo)
Marshmallows, you spread the news.
Whoo!

Rocky road hoochie koo.
(Rocky road hoochie koo)
Almonds, chocolate, light my fuse.
(Rocky road hoochie koo)
Rocky road hoochie koo.
(Rocky road hoochie koo)
Marshmallows, you spread the news.
(Rocky road hoochie koo)
Vanilla just makes me snooze.
(Rocky road hoochie koo)
With this combo, I just can’t lose.
(Rocky road hoochie koo)
Almonds, chocolate, light my fuse.
Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by losing that funky sound.

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Rob Arndt - March 01, 2017 - Report this comment
I'm a fan of butter pecan, but 555 anyway! I have an idea for Rocky Road. Maybe tomorrow...

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