Song Parodies -> Time For You To Die

Original Song Title:

"Time For Me To Fly"

Original Performer:

REO Speedwagon

  
Parody Song Title:

"Time For You To Die"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The leftards' greatest hero in Iraq has just met a richly deserved and long overdue fate at the hands of the Iraqis freed from his bloody reign. If it's any consolation to you, leftards, you'll all probably be joining him where he's going soon enough when you reach life's Last Great Inevitability.
He's screwed around for you,
He's covered the ground for you;
Ramsey's done things beyond belief:
He's tried and denied for you,
He's lied and lied for you;
For you, Clark would file brief after brief.

He's tried to hide your war crimes away,
As in your case he's striven;
Given you the court day
Your victims weren't given;
Oh, it makes me laugh
To see leftards cry
When they see it's time for you to die!

They thought they'd get you out;
The leftards still had some doubt
Our resolve could still be all that tough.
Yeah, but false hopes that led them on
With their friend Ramsey Clark are gone;
And Iraqis have had quite enough!

They've had enough of the farces
From the United Nations,
Enough of the bleeding hearts,
And their leftard libations!
The Iraqis laugh
While your allies cry,
'Cause they see it's time for you to die!

(Time for you to die!)
You've ended up like the Nazis;
(Time for you to die!)
Another failure of ol' Ramsey's.
No, no matter how the left may cry,
It's still time for you to die!
(Die!)

(Ooh, Saddam...)

Oh, but they know it's
Time for you to die!
Those tears that they shed are phony:
(Time for you to die!)
Oh, Saddam, more of their hypocrisy;
No, they say they care, but that's a lie,
And it's time for you to die!
It's time for you to die!
It's time for you to die!

(It's time for you to die!)
It's time for you to die!
(It's time for you to die!)
It's time for you to die!
(It's time for you to die!)
It's time for you to die...
Ramsey Clark, of course, is a real leftard's leftard: immune to all reason, logic, and evidence, a fast friend to every war criminal, and a sworn enemy to every enforcer of justice. Still, in the interests of a fair trial, I guess it was rather befitting to have the Nazi war criminals' old defender in charge of defending Saddam. Besides, having Saddam suffer the very same fate his Nazi clients did is almost poetic justice.
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