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Song Parodies -> "No More Supersize"

Original Song Title:

"Time For Me To Fly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

REO Speedwagon

Parody Song Title:

"No More Supersize"

Parody Written by:

Alan Hochbaum

The Lyrics

I'm rather round, it's true
Quake all the ground in view
But I still sneak food like a thief
I've swallowed a cake or two
But I want to say to you
That I need to turn a new leaf

I got a feelin' I'll make it
Cause now I am driven
Peel all the fat away
And truly start livin'
Y'know the news made me laugh
And the news made me cry
McDonalds cancelled Supersize!

You said I should work out
Try to just do without
But I have got no self-control
To satisfy your sweet tooth
You have one Baby Ruth
But I need to finish the bowl

I've had enough of all-protein
It caused constipation
I'd surely try Hollywood
If I need a vacation
Well, I may be fat
But no more alibis
McDonalds cancelled Supersize!

No more Supersize!
The weight's finally over for me
No more Supersize!
Looks like I won't need surgery
Y'know, I'll still enjoy their pies
But goodbye to Supersize!

Yes, there's
No more Superize!
The weight's finally over for me
No more Supersize!
Looks like I won't need surgery
Y'know, I'll still enjoy their pies
But goodbye to Supersize!

Goodbye to Supersize! (repeated ad nauseum)

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bunny - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Another good one from you! Keep it up!
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
REO Speedwagon, The Family Don't Like Them, But Nice Parody.
Meriadoc - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one Alan!
Lollie - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Favorite line: The weight's finally over for me.

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