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Song Parodies -> "Whoa-o There Presley!"

Original Song Title:

"Black Betty"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ram Jam

Parody Song Title:

"Whoa-o There Presley!"

Parody Written by:

Smurf and Mr. Horse

The Lyrics

Please read the news clip on this article if you haven't read about this yet! This news clip tells of a toy dog given to Presley on stage and how he humped it for the audience...was auctioned recently and bought by Mrs. Hooper for 3000 pounds... Here's the URL (site address):http://icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0100regionalnews/page.cfm?objectid=13571505&method=full&siteid=50061
Whoa-o There Presley!


Whoa-o! there Presley
Bang n' slam
WHoa-o! there Presley
Bang n' slam

That Presley was so wild
Bang n' slam
At toy dog defiled
Bang n' slam
Thought he'd lost his mind
Bang n' slam
The dumb thing looked kind
Bang n' slam

(chorus)

They said
Whoa-o there Presley!
Bang n' slam
WHoa-o there Presley!
Bang n' slam

(instrumental)

Whoa-o there Presley!
Bang n' Slam
Whoa-o there Presley!
Bang n' Slam

She loaned the little pooch
Bang n' slam
It's in Liv-er-pool
Bang n' slam
It was Elvis' Teddy
Bang n' slam
Think the pooch was ready?
Bang n' slam

(chorus)

Whoa-o there Presley!
Bang n' slam
WHoa-o there Presley!
Bang n' slam

(endless instrumental)

Whoa-o there Presley!
Bang n' Slam
Whoa-o there Presley!
Bang n' Slam


She's from Tarporley!
Bang n' slam
Cheshire Engle-and
Bang n' slam
Paid three grand for that thing
Bang n' slam
Boy that was a sting!
Bang n' slam


Whoa there Presley
Bang n' Slam
Whoa there Presley
Bang n' Slam

"Elvis has left the building!!!"

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Mack the Knife - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I give you props!

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