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Song Parodies -> "Mohammedan Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

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Parody Song Title:

"Mohammedan Rhapsody"

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The Lyrics

I've had this one up my sleeve for awhile, but hadn't posted it due to lack of connection to a current event. Because of recent events it's now timely
Is this the real life
Or seventh century
Caught in some mob strife
No escape to reality
Tamp down your rage, get past the Stone Age and see
I'm just a Jew boy, I get no sympathy
Cause I'm a dhimmi's son, dhimmi's bro
Harmless guy, no one's foe
Anyway the Spring goes, isn't gonna matter .. to me

Mullah, just drew a man
Put a bomb atop his head
Made his fingers bloody red
Mullah, it was just in fun
But now you've gone and set some cars aflame
Mullah, ooooooh, didn't mean to make you rage
If I somehow survive this to tomorrow
Clamor on, clamor on
As if justice really happened

Too late, my time has come
Feel the lash against my spine
Stump is bleeding all the time
Salaam everybody, I've got to go
Gonna leave ummah behind for a better place
Mullah, oooooh, your diin has gone awry
Sometimes I think Islam can't reform at all

I see a little infidel-o of a man
Hamdu 'lah, Hamdu 'lah will you make the conversion
Violence and terror, make you see your error, now
Ayatollah, Ayatollah ... Ayatollah, Ayatollah
Ayatollah Khomeini .. Sunnah Rasool!
I'm just a Jew boy, nobody loves me
He's just a Jew boy from a Zionist family
Go cleave his hand with this Shari'ah decree
Bleeding fast, bleeding slow; will you stanch the flow
Bismillah, NO! we will not stanch the flow (Stanch the flow!)
Bismillah, we will not stanch the flow (Stanch the flow!)
Bismillah, we will not stanch the flow (Stanch the flow!)
Will not stanch the flow (stanch the flow)
Will not stanch the flow (stanch the flow)
Will not stanch the flow (stanch the flow, oh oh ooh)
No, No, No, No,No, No, No
Mohammed Mia, Mohammed Mia
Mohammed Mia, stanch the flow
Shaytan Bazorg has the fire set aside
For thee, for thee, for THEE-EE-EE!

So you think you can flog me and say I blasphemed
So you think you squelch speech with Shari'ah decrees
Oh Muslims, you can't be doing this Muslims
Just gotta get out, get yourselves out of the past

Justice didn't happen, any one can see
Justice didn't happen
Justice didn't happen .. for me
Anyway the Spring goes ....
Sunnah Rasool -- example of the Prophet; Diin -- religion, faith; Shaytan Bazorg -- Great Satan (in Farsi)

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Steve K - September 14, 2012 - Report this comment
It's always fun when something from TOS ("Bismillah") fits without being changed. I'm sure that the Zanzibar-born Farsi named Farrokh Bulsara (later known as Freddie Mercury) would have enjoyed this.
Callmelennie - September 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I didn't know that about Freddy Mercury, Steve; but after Googling up Freddy Mercury I discovered one mistake in your statement. Freddy's ancestors were "Parsis" -- a tiny group of Iranians who clung to Zoroastrianism even after the Muslim conquest. As a consequence they were annihilated and driven out of Iran to places like India and Zanzibar. So, knowing that piece of info, I bet Freddie really would have liked this
L. D. Obblo - September 14, 2012 - Report this comment
This is one of your best efforts yet, Lennie! Well done!
Puto - September 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Made me laugh! 555!
Callmelennie - September 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks all, I seem to do quite well with this particular OS. If you go into my index, you will find "Brohemian Rhapsody" (the kid brother's lament) dated "2012-01-06" Some folks thought that was one of my best. And if you go up two songs in the index you'll see another song on this very same topic called "Turbaned Rage" (Purple Haze)
Rob Arndt - September 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm just not getting it CML... so could you post it on YouTube along with a blasphemous cartoon of the Prophet? I'd like to see the Al-Jezeera review! J/K-555 (lashes for you- Infidel!). Btw, as an aside, could you do a parody using the Herculoids. I finally watched all the eps and loved it :)
Meriadoc - September 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Very good job! My turban's off to you! ;)
Susanna Viljanen - September 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Wastagferullah! Naujubillah! Bismillah! 555
Dr. Oliver Clozoff - September 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Bloody brilliant.
Max Power - September 21, 2012 - Report this comment
555 burning flags for you.

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