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Song Parodies -> "Nutritional Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Nutritional Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Looks like a gazillion parodies of this song on this site. Now, a gazillion and one. Daigneau came up with our song hero's ubiquitous name.
Here comes my appetite.
I'm feeling hun-gry
Don't mind the calories
Cos this meat tastes so good to me

Open the can,
My taste buds demand a treat

I'm just a white bread,
I don't eat healthfully,
Because I love it fried, love it broiled,
Noodles plain, noodles oiled,

Take me to a food store
Where there is Hormel meat for me
For me

Mama,
I love my spam,
Served cold or add some heat,
I adore that pseudo meat
Mama,
Lunch has just begun,
Let's pop the tab, and eat without delay.

Mama, ooh,
I've got a large supply,
If you need more, don't feel you'll need to borrow
Have some fun,
Eat a ton.
It'll never make you fatter.

Too late,
This can is gone
Sends ripples through my soul
For it filled a spamless hole
Listen now, everybody,
It's time you know,
Less sodium is crap, and that's the truth.

Mama, ooh,
I don't want some pie,
If I want sweets I'd get a myself a doughnut

(operetta)
Love the little mystery that sits inside a can
Slowly chew, slowly chew
Have your taste take a furlough.

Get a jolt through biting,
A little mayo you might need
(Little mayo)
Little mayo
(Little mayo)
Little mayo, little mayo and a roll
Magnifico

I'm just a spam whore
Nobody feeds me
(chorus)
He's just a spam whore looking kind of scraggily
Bring him some spam
And he'll go quietly.

Wanna taste,
Wanna snack,
Will you let me snack?

Sir Daigneau!
No, we will not let you snack.
(Let him snack!)
Sir Daigneau!
We will not let you snack
(Let him snack!)
Sir Daigneau!
We will not let you snack
(Let me snack)
Will not let you snack
(Let me snack)
Will not let you snack
(Let me snack)
Ah No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh spam on pita,
Spam on pita
Spam on pita, let me snack

Spam by the tub is a heaven I will seek for me, for me, for me

(rocker)
So you think I'm Hawaiian and that I eat poi
So you think I'm Hawaiian for the spam brings me joy.

Oh, baby,
I'm American, baby,
Just leave the spam out,
Leave the spam out with a beer

(cool down)
Nutrition never matters
Let me have my treat
Nutrition never matters
Nutrition never matters to me

With a little mayo.
(gong)
Originally published in the Blogging Baker: http://thebloggingbaker.blogspot.com/2009/08/nutritional-rhapsody.html Copyright 2009 Warren Baker

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

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 3   2
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 4   4
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Timmy1000 - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Another good addition to BoRap parodies.
Silver Power - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
The pacing was off in a lot of spots, but where it was on, it was funny. Did you use a copy of the original lyrics or did you try to do it from memory? Because the content is awesome, it's just the pacing in some spots totally brought down the parody. 354.
adagio - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
I ditto SP. Exactly what I noticed. Very funny in spots, though.
2Eagle - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Spam! Wonderful spam - spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Repeat five times.
Warren Baker - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the feedback! As to the pacing, I did use the original lyric sheet. I took a little liberty with the pacing because the rhythm of words felt right at the time. I had to sing it back to myself to make sure I made the right call (much to wife's chagrin). BTW, I absolutely HATE spam.
Monty Pie'thon - November 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Fiveity fives, fiveity fives!!!
Norton AV - November 07, 2009 - Report this comment
I resent and respect this parody
blackjack21 - November 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Very funny parody, pacing a little rough. Lyrics can be incorrect sometimes, I usually listen to the song while I proofread on the preview screen. Little mayo and Spam on pita made good subs.
Wild Child Jin - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I for one, do appreciate this parody, due to the fact of my really good parody writing skills, I have attempted this one, and found it quite difficult to do. So, I voted 5 for funny, 4 for pacing, and 5 for overall, excellent job Warren!! :-)
Anaïs - November 15, 2009 - Report this comment
That was yummy!
Warren Baker - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I thought I'd give you something completely different, Pie'thon! BJ21, everything sounds better in the shower, but not always on paper (sigh). WCJ, I much appreciate your appreciation. And Anaïs, would you like to finish your dining experience with a waafer thin mint...it is only waafer thin.

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