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Song Parodies -> "You're My Nest Egg"

Original Song Title:

"You're My Best Friend"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"You're My Nest Egg"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Oooh, you'll make me rich
Whatever trust fund you'll name to me
From you, that's all I need
Ooh, I get a big pile of money
Oooh, you'll make me rich

Youuuu, give the worst sex that I've ever had
You've been on Earth such a long time
Now it's crunch time, and I just gotta know
If it's really true
You're near the last snooze
Ohh, you're my nest egg
Oooh, you'll make me rich

So I've been wondering how
Long 'til death takes you (will death take to you)
Show me a sign
Expiration date
Now, hurry along (to the rest home)
You're my nest egg

Sooo, how long you'll live?
Long as the estate is willed to me
Your brain is much like a sieve (oooh!)
But, you'll have me drenched in money!
Oooh, how long you'll live?

Not the first one
Where things turned out bad
The first was batty and looney
She only got stunned
Then moved the estate
To her pet cockatoo (ooh!)
You're my nest egg

OOOh, you'll make me rich
When is she entombed? (when's she entombed?)
You're my nest egg
Oh, you're my nest egg
You'll make me rich
Oohhh, you're my nest egg
Copyirght 2008, Agrimorfee.

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John Barry - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Eggsellent.
alvin - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
very tender..lol..good title switch
Smeg and the Heads - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Awesome! I really love a parody that not only matches the pacing and ryhthm of the original absolutely perfectly, but paints a picture of the baser human drives with wit and intelligence. A great job of poking fun at all the gold diggers out there. I loved it!
Matthias - December 05, 2009 - Report this comment
This was hilarious Aggy! And I know I read it before but I suppose I forgot to comment or something.... Your first ex-wife leaving her estate to her bird was a great satire of that wacko who left all her money to her pet dog.
Mark Scotti - December 08, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) I'm leaving you $555 in my will!!!
norCalVixen - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord Agree, hope that your eggs have hatched a real gold mine for you this Xmas, Sir !
DJ Blaze - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
My nest egg is my card collection. Very nice. 555
Jack Wilson - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
"You give the worst sex ive ever had" was my fav line, great job!! 555
Below Average Dave - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow, that was a unique turn around of TOS, some good lines in there Agri, fun parody.
Leo Keough - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(XYZ) Are you sure you didn't collaborate with Anna Nicole Smith on this one?...Great all around effort here!!!...555!!!
Red Ant - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice turning the meaning of TOS around (never knew it was by Queen). Reminds me of a Ron White skit: Her parents are l-o-o-aded. They hate my gu-u-u-uts. I can't wait for them to di-i-i-i-ie! The expiration date line was the best for me.
Melanie Lee - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very good...just a little rough in the pacing, or was that the ticker? $555,000,000!
bobpiecheese - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) This one was a bit nasty, but it was the funny kind of nasty, if you catch my drift. 555!

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