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Song Parodies -> "Massive Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Mad The Swine"

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Massive Eyes"

Parody Written by:

ImACat

The Lyrics

Rog has such pwetty eyes...-dreamy sigh-
I’ve seen guys before
That were quite a show
But this is too hot too handle
Ages past I liked ‘em dark
Them brunets I found hotter
So-so tall, looks pretty small
When he’s drumming
He brings thunder pounding rythms and the beat
For all the rockers in the land

Maybe he’s blonde
But that is not what I want
All you ladies can take a hike
For I will kill you if you don’t

‘Cause he’s got massive eyes
Yes, it’s those massive eyes
That drive me crazy, crazy
Massive eyes, massive eyes
So all you ladies go take a hike
For he is mine and mine alone

Now blondes are much hotter, unlike before
He’ll make the gays and the sluts and the frigid all go nuts
Well, any woman big and small
Let me take you someplace private, I’ll get the door...
Oh and then one day you realize
Those photos are from a different time
The long hair’s gone, two things are like before

He’s got them massive eyes, massive eyes
They drive me crazy, crazy
Massive eyes, massive eyes
So all you ladies go take a hike
For he is mine and mine alone
Ooh

Oh now
So all you ladies go take a hike
For he’s mine and mine alone
Don’t ever close them!

Massive eyes, massive eyes
They drive me crazy, crazy
Oh my!
Massive eyes, massive eyes
All you ladies go take a hike
For he is mine and mine alone
Mine and mine alone
Mine alone
I’ll kick your ass for he is mine alone

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