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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Reality T.V"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Reality T.V"

Parody Written by:

The Punch Zone

The Lyrics

Is this “The Surreal Life?”
Is this “My Super Sweet 16?”
Trapped in a scroll guide,Of reality T.V
Shield your eyes
I’d rather die then see
These shows bring no joy. This isn’t true reality
This is a cheesy dumb, cheesy show,
Ratings high, ratings low
And I think reality T.V blows
Doesn’t everyone hate “Jeopardy?” “Jeopardy”…

“Yo Mama”, just has six fans
“Punk’d” held a gun to a celebrity’s head,
He got so scared he wet the bed
Survivor Guatemala has just begun
But they’re all the same, and I can predict the end anyways
Dumb shows, ooo…
You bore me every night at nine
But for some reason, I’ll watch again this time tomorrow
Idols on, Idols on, but it doesn’t really matter

Tune in, until “The Amazing Race” is done
“Fear Factor” Sends shivers down my spine,
In “UFC” people put their bodies on the line
Goodbye, you’re the weakest link; you’ve got to go
Who do you think will leave “America’s Next Top Model”? I say Ruth
Dumb shows ooo- (Reality T.V blows)
Why won’t Meredith from “Millionaire” die?
I sometimes wish Jeff Probst had never been born at all

Girls pick a date by the silhouetto of a man,
What the duce? What the duce?
Watch celebrities do the tango
Televised teeth whitening-very very frightening to me
Deal or No Deal, Deal or No Deal,
Deal or No Deal, Deal or No Deal
Deal or No Deal is by far my least favorite show-
I watch Paris Hilton and Nichole Richie,
Move in with a poor family
Somehow, I can’t turn away from this monstrosity
Cheesy dumb, cheesy show- Take the deal, or say no
Wheel is dumb! No, I will not watch that show! Watch that show!Wheel is dumb! No, I will not watch that show! Watch that show!Wheel is dumb! No, I will not watch that show! Watch that show!
I will not watch that show! Watch that show!
I will not watch that show! Watch that show!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no-
“Big Brother 3”, “Big Brother 3”, “Big Brother 3!” Ohh! I hate that show!NBC has a timeslot aside every night for me, for me, for me-

Watch “Brat Camp,” where kids get stoned and spit in each other’s eyes
Watch “Blind Date,” where a girl is supposed to love a strange guy!Oh baby! Can't wait for next season, baby!
So scripted T.V get out- So scripted T.V get right out of here!

People on “Biggest Loser,” just get fatter,
Anyone can see,
They just get fatter, these people’s lives don’t really matter to me
Reality T.V blows....
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Pacing: 2.8
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McKludge - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny idea, but the pacing is way off. Example: Instead of "Watch celebrities do the tango" should have just said "Watch celebrities tango" 253
Agrimorfee - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
This would have been a classic BoRhap parody if you had paced this well. I am guessing you wrote and submitted this on the fly...sing it or read it while you listen to the original, if at all possible, before you submit.
Jake - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
NEVER! CALL! MILLIONAIRE! A! REALITY! SHOW!
Dylan Baranski - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Jakeski's right. There's a difference between reality shows & game shows. Anyways, the pacing was pretty sloppy (though not the worst I've seen) & this parody could've been a bit funnier, but still, it's OK. 2-3-2. On another note, if you want a good reality TV show, watch "Ice Road Truckers" on the History Channel.
Jonathan S. - September 13, 2007 - Report this comment
That's right. Cram the pacing, lose people's intrest. And for your bloody information, Jeopardy happens to be a good (and sometimes educational) show.
Below Average Dave - September 13, 2007 - Report this comment
. . .I still have to read it, but saw Jonathan's comment in the "latest comments' section---I have to point out Jeopardy is also not a reality TV show, it's a game show. . .but alas--until I read it I will not judge it, but have to point out that little tid-bit that goes along with what Jonathan has said about Jeopardy being an educational show (I used to watch it when I was little because it helped me with essay topics in creative writing)
Red Ant - September 13, 2007 - Report this comment
And I just got done commenting that syllable count isn't really important... I have to agree with McKludge, though since much of this does scan and what doesn't could be (somewhat) easily fixed, I'll go 353.
Amanda - September 16, 2007 - Report this comment
My friend wrote this in 7th grade and I made www.freewebs.com/thepunchzone for him to post his stuff on. I think he made his parodies in algebra and was looking more for laughs than for actual "rhythm".

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