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Song Parodies -> "Bic Razor"

Original Song Title:

"Bicycle Race"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Bic Razor"

Parody Written by:

Jason

The Lyrics

Those orange Bic Razors are so dangerous!
Bic Razor, Bic Razor, Bic Razor
Don't ever use a Bic Razor, Bic Razor, Bic Razor
Don't ever use a Bic Razor
They cut you up to bits
Don't ever use a Bic Razor
They give your face a load of slits

You say Ouch cos it hurts
Hairy chin, lots of warts
They are cheap I say "No Way
Bics are never safe blades
And I can't stand Mach 3s"
Your hand slips, need tissue
Bandages, its an issue!
You say Damn
I don't believe in Philishave
Remington or ShaverSave
Cos don't ever use a

Bic Razor, Bic Razor, Bic Razor
Don't ever use a Bic Razor, Bic Razor, Bic Razor
Don't ever use a Bic Razor
They cut you up to bits
Don't ever use a Bic Razor
They give your face a load of

Bic Razors are on sale today
So stock up all your plasters oh yeah!
Bic Razor blades they will be cutting today
So look out for those nasties oh yea

Lather up, quick shave, ouch!
Bic razor blades, Bic razor blades, Bic Razor Blades
Bic Razor, Bic Razor, Bic Razor
Don't ever use a Bic Razor, Bic Razor, Bic Razor
Bic Razor Blade.

You shave hair it shaves skin
You want smooth its a sin
Ye - Ouch! I say bleeding man!
I don't wanna be looking like a horror film extra!
You don't smile you look rough
Injury, skins not tough
Schick Quattro I say Jesus!
I don't wanna be in surgery
for Fusions of the razor blades
Cos don't ever use a

Bic Razor, Bic Razor, Bic Razor
Don't ever use a Bic Razor, Bic Razor, Bic Razor
Don't ever use a Bic Razor
They cut you up to bits
Don't ever use a Bic Razor
They give your face a load of slits

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Tim Hall - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Great parody on a perpetually lousy product. BTW, avoid Bic white-out
Tommy Turtle - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I use a Bic razor... but then, I look like a horror film extra anyway. DKTOS, but trust Tim on the pacing. Mach Fives.
Jason - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Tim Hall and Tommy Turtle. Gillette do make a 5-bladed razor but its known as the Fusion, not the Mach 5.
Ann Hammond - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I do not like the OS and I think the parody is good
Jason - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Ann H.
hey... - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Isn't this the same as www.amiright.com/parody/70s/queen335.shtml ??

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