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Song Parodies -> "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Frohikean Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

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The Lyrics

A song about the X-Files, named for Melvin Frohike of the Lone Gunmen. See if you catch all the references!
This isn't real life
Chris Carter's fantasy
Welcome to Sci-Fi
Now forget your reality

Don't close your eyes
They come from the skies you see-
Mulder you poor boy, sister's an abductee-
And Scully's special trained, skeptical,
Of supernatural,
In the drawer marked X Files, all the strangest matters that scream,
"Solve me"

Mulder, just killed a man,
Put a bullet in his head,
But he fizzed green stuff not red
Mulder, he just melted down,
And now he's gone, the corpse foamed all away-

Toxic, eeew,
If you touch it you could die-
While he'll be back again this time tomorrow-
He's a clone, they'll all clones, yeah you know the truth is out there-

Too late, our timing's wrong,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Bodies lay there sopped with slime,
Goodbye nameless extras - he cracks a joke-
Gotta leave the dead behind to face the tooth-

Mulder, booo- (in the drawer marked X Files)
I don't like that line,
I sometimes wish it'd never been thought at all-

I see a kooky cigarette-o smoking man,
What a douche, what a douche, really, what is his angle?-
UFOs and spy rings- nasty vicious frightening bees-
Alex Krycek (he's a traitor)
Walter Skinner (the director)
Langly, Byers, and you know ...
We're the Lone Gunmen, bad people hate us-
We're just informants, in an old Microbus-
Our motto is 'Question Authority'-
Crazy plots, crazy show,
Will not let you go-
Twist the plot! Whoa- messed with my radio- UFO!
Twist the plot! Dead cattle now they glow- UFO!
Twist the plot! Roswell, New Mexico- UFO!
Then watch things explode- UFO
Wait till next week's show-UFO!
Oh Agent Scully, Agent Scully, all these years I told you so
The a-li-en bounty hunter has been shot by me,
Bled green,

So you think you'll abduct me and probe [in] my eyes
Think you'll poke me and prod me and tickle my thighs-
Oh maybe - but don't dare impregnate me-
Just lemme get out - just drop me off right over here-

In J. Edgar Hoover,
Locked up in D.C.,
No one has the answers ... though the truth is out there,
You'll see.

In the drawer marked X Files....
(c) 2007 Jay the Wannabe Mustang Jockey. I don't just write song parodies

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Joe - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
You put the parody title and the original title in the wrong columns.
Michael Pacholek - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
So far, no conspiracy to sabotage your ratings.
Jack Wilson - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
That ruled! 5s
Ann Hammond - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Dylan Baranski - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
5-5-5, but you mixed up the original & parody titles, just as Joe said
Jonathan S. - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
544. Very amusing tribute to Mulder and Scully, but, if I may, I must further drive the point that Joe and Dylan already made. Tsk tsk!
wannabemustangjockey - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Woops! My bad! I feel stupid... Sorry about that, guys. Can it be changed by a site admin or would it have to be resubmitted under the correct title?
Ann Hammond - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Don't feel stupid about such a silly little mistake. If you want to fix it you will have to ask for this to be removed and resubmit it correctly.
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