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Song Parodies -> "We are the Virgins"

Original Song Title:

"We are the Champions"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"We are the Virgins"

Parody Written by:

Adam J Smith

The Lyrics

I'm imagining the last guy in a social group who hasn't had sex, suddenly not being ashamed of the fact, but being proud of it, and feeling infiitely morally superior to everyone else: part of a select group!!!
I've had no sex
Ever at all
I've been through college
But I've not had a ball
Yet narrow scrapes
I've had a few
I've had my share of advances from others
But I've stayed true

We are the virgins - my friends
And we'll keep abstaining - till the end -
We are the virgins
We are the virgins
No time for screwing
'Cause we are the virgins - of the world -

I've taken my vows
To never get laid
And I've watched good friends fall by the wayside-
But I've never strayed

But it's been no easy path
No abbots retreat
I wanna stay pure for the rest of my life
And I won't be beat

We are the virgins - my friends
And we'll keep abstaining - till the end -
We are the virgins
We are the virgins
No mindless screwing
'Cause we are the virgins - of the world

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 8

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Olvan The Terrible - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Final-frickin'-ly! A song that portrays hopeless sexless losers in a positive light! Three fives for you.
Johnny D - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever & well-written, but you left out both occurrences of the line "And we mean to go on and on and on and on". You could've parodied that line with something like "And libido is gone and gone and gone and gone".
Nathan Milliron - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
38/m/Oklahoma City/virgin and PROUD of it! Ever hear of the Apologetix? It would be anatural for them to cover this one.

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