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Song Parodies -> "Blasphemian Blasphemy"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Blasphemian Blasphemy"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

God D*mn, I can't believe no one thought of this already!!!
[MATTHIAS]
Is this the real Christ?
Is this just a hippie?
Stuck on God's badside
No escape from Satan for me
Enough with the lies
There is no God, Christ
Puh-leeez!!!

I've been a bad boy
I have sinned mercifully
Because
"That God is dumb
Christ's a Hoax
Father, Son
Holy Ghost!"
Stick it where no sun goes
Faith is just a singer, to me
Golly

Father God makes me mad
We all know Jesus is dead
Done grave digger's
What I read

Father Christ is just as dumb
And now I'm done
With gospel stories

Father Eeeewwww
You sleep with little guys
Does God hate blacks?
Asians? Or just all fellows?
Religion, Religion
As If! Faith it doesn't matter

Debate?
"Bout Christ's kingdom?
Drink no sacramental wine!
Breaking bread, ain't holy sign
Goodbye, Christian buddies
To Hell I go
You believed in all these lies
I faced the truth

Father Booooo
(Stick it where no sun goes)
I'm a Hell born guy
I sometimes wish I wasn't Baptized at all

(Electric Guitar Solo)
(The hand of God reaches from the coulds flipping Matthias off)

[MATTHIAS]
I see massive, "F-You!" motto from a hand

[NUNS]
"Show us proof! Show us proof!
Will you bring a scanned photo?"

[MATTHIAS]
Thunderbolts are Frightening
Lordy, Lordy Smiting Me!

Holy Crap Yo! (Holy Crap Yo!)
Holy Crap Yo! (Holy Crap Yo!)
Holy Crap Yo!
Holy Crap Yo!
D*mn, I'm toast!
Electrical!

I'm just a dead boy
Satan's my homie

[SATAN]
He's just a dead boy
In a cemetery
Spared of his life
It's a monstrosity

Easy death
Lightening bolt
Now he's Satan's ho

LU-CI-FER!
Ho! You are now Satan's ho!
(What a Ho!)

LU-CI-FER!
You are now Satan's ho!
(What a Ho!)

LU-CI-FER!
You are now Satan's ho!
(What a Ho!)

(What a Ho!)
You are now Satan's ho!

(What a Ho!)
You are now Satan's ho!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

[MATTHIAS]
Oh, Virgin Mary! Virgin Mary! Virgin Mary!
Help me go!
Beelzebub had a devil of a time with me
With me!
With me!!!

(Another Electric Guitar Solo
In Which God Appears)

[GOD]
So you think you can diss me and come on inside?!
So you think you can f*ck with the big Holy Guy?!
Well Baby!!!!
You still pissed at me baby?!
Ain't going to get out
Ain't going to get right out of there!

(Another Electric Guitar Solo with nuns shouting)
A-MEN!!!
A-MEN!!!


[Matthias]
Praying really matters
Satan's mean to me
Praying really matters
Praying really matters
You See?

[GOD]
(Stick it where no sun goes)

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 18

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Kristof Robertson - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Technically, ery well written, Matthias...I'm not a Christian, but I could understand why a lot of them would be deeply offended by this. a little too over-the-line for me, mate...sorry, but I can't vote for this
Agrimorfee - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Whoa! Maybe this is what Freddie was trying to say in the original. Big huevos, Matthias, big huevos. (how ironic that you share the name of a Biblical figure...). 555 Hail Marys, you'll need 'em, methinks.
John Barry - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Must have been a hellish amount of work put into this. Congrats on a protean effort. 5s.
alvin rhodes - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
jesus wept...but i laughed
Cat - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
God damn, this was such a wonderfully unholy parody! 555.
Stephen Harrington - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
I haven't heard the original in awhile, so no vote, I do think it's very good though.
Matthias - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm going to Hell, but seriously folks I'm a good Christian, but I do kinda have a darkside I guess.... P.S I don't mean anything I've written above, I just thought the title was funny...
Red Ant - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmm, not sure what to make of this one Matthias. Great pacing but I'll have to hold off voting this as well. And yeah, titanium testes.
No Stranger - February 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I'd love to give this a 666 but sadly the scale only goes to 5
Adagio - July 02, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3)B The pacing was okay, but the rest was terrible. It wasn't even funny...just a list of bad words strung together.
bobpiecheese - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-B) If you do this kind of thing again, Matthias, i'm afraid I'll have to hunt you down and shoot you. Pacing was tight, but the subject...eh. Now, where did I put my rocket launcher?
Agrimorfee - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) This is one that you have to call "Love it or Hate it". Well, at least *I* like it. See previous comments.
Red Ant - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3B) See above, and I'm still kinda clueless on how to vote this one for overall. Nice pacing and some funny lines though. Oh, and bobpiecheese: "Thou shall not kill Matthias with a rocket launcher", or something like that....
Phil Alexander - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
:-o
... or ;-) instead
Rex - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Now I understand Michael Stipe's line "I'm losing my religion trying to keep an eye on you". Wow, for once I don't know what to say...
Stuart McArthur - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-B) gee, a bit of controversy here, Matthias, going by the comments - I loved it, and the way you put it together - parodies are supposed to be edgy like this - if you've lined up a target, you then have to hit it, which you did, going by all accounts, and therefore it's all 5s from me (sorry, God) - and although I reckon your explanation in the comments was unnecessary, I'd assumed that was why and how you wrote it anyway - 555 :-)
Johnny D - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Lucky for you God's got the BEST sense of humor in the universe!
tomario - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
omg! "Show us proof! Show us proof! Will you bring a scanned photo?" awsome !
Jeff Reuben - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Brilliant, may you not get struck down by lightning =)
Rick C - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-B) Well, this was quite a different take on this OS Matthias. I'm not a Christian but, my wife is so, I'll let her condemn your words (even though she's not supposed to since it's God's job). Somehow they always find a way around it, don't they? My wife once told me that I should plan for eternity. She said she's going to heaven and would be sad if I weren't there with her. I told her that, from the little I knew, heaven was a place of eternal happiness. She agreed. So, I told her if that were true, she couldn't miss me. She stopped trying to disciple me after that.
Kristof Robertson - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
There's not much more I can say about this, Matthias...except to say that you are one gutsy dude, and i admire that
kevin - April 11, 2009 - Report this comment
incredible i love it you guys are right up my ally not that your still not going to hell
Mark Scotti - November 19, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Very original take on this song, Matthias. And I'm not just blowin' 666's up your butt...LOL!!!!
Abbott Skelding - November 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Artistry: Nice work, i'm also surprised something like this hasn't been done before
Below Average Dave - November 25, 2010 - Report this comment
I,um,KNOW I have commented on this one before. . .strange how comments seem to disappear--always been a favorite of mine from your collection-you know that.
Guy - November 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Artistry Queen

Matt - When I first started reading this I was hoping that you would get killed in the parody and show just how wrong it is to smite your Maker and His Son. I think that you did that in the end showing that every action has a reaction. I write about the Catholics because I am a recovering one. And no you didn't think of it first. I actually did once but didn't write on it because I just couldn't beat on Jesus after I had already accepted His gift to me and everyone who accepts it, eternal salvation instead of eternal damnation. I see the point in your parody and I pray that God's sense of humor is in your favor. What we do in this life is between the individual and God. You and God know what was in your heart when you wrote this. What He does with it, if anything will be revealed on judgment day.

I don't judge you for what you write. I would be the first to cast the stone if I were without sin. Like I said earlier, I thought of it a long time ago, but you had the huevos to write it. As parody goes it has the proper satire. I didn't find the parts about God funny but I understand why you did it. Now satan is fair game in my book so the ending was funny. All in all I think you redeemed yourself in the end but this is just my Christian point of view. For those of you non Christians and Atheists I'm glad that you all enjoyed it. Your maker, whatever you perceive that to be gave you free will unlike the animals He created. 5 blessings, 5 mea culpas and 5 smites on satan.
bobpiecheese - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Okay, my previous comment was maybe a bit extreme, but I was new in those days, and thus very, very stupid. Now that I'm a bit more mature and have developed that rare ability to be able to take the piss out of myself, I can enjoy this parody a bit more. Delightfully daring and incredibly ballsy, I hereby deem this 555-worthy.
Rex - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I was speechless in 2006, and still am...
Claude Prez - July 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey! Going through some old stuff and I love love love this title! The execution wasn't great but honestly this might be the most difficult parody to get really right since the original is so all over the place. Bottom line: well done

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