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Song Parodies -> "Emperor's Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Emperor's Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Charmander X

The Lyrics

This is only my 2nd parody but my 1st parody for Billy Ray Cyrus burger alone got a 5.0 in all areas & i hope this one is just as good. anyway i first heard bohemian rhapsody by Constantine Maroulis on american idol than we bought a cd of his from american idol than i finally heard Queen and i decided to make a parody of it for "The Emperor's New Groove" Featuring the singing talents of Yzma, Kronk, Pacha & Kuzco hope you enjoy
Yzma: Is he still alive ? Is he dead finally ?
can I rule now ? or is it fantasy ?
just look at him and see.
i'm still the advisor I need some sympathy
because he's still alive how is that so
why is he I need to know
i need him to go this really matters to me to me

Yzma: A Llama why did'nt you kill this man ?
if it were poison he would be dead what color was that vile
Kronk: It was red
Yzma: A Llama his life had just begun why did'nt you throw it all away ?

Kronk: To late he's waking up
Yzma: Sends shivers down my spine
Kuzco: Body's aching all the time
Yzma & Kronk: Goodbye emperor Kuzco you've got to go got to leave
us all behind and face the truth
Kuzco: Yzma oooooooo I don't want to die
Yzma: I wish you had never been born at all

Pacha: I see a little silhouetto of a llama chocolate mousse chocolate mousse will you slice me some mango Yzma & Kronk are frightning me
Kuzco: Frito - Layo
Pacha: Frito - Layo
Kuzco: Frito - Layo
Pacha: Frito - Layo
Pacha & Kuzco: Frito - Layo Spaghettios & Cheerios
Kuzco: now that i'm a llama nobody loves me
Pacha: He's a llama born a human like me
Kuzco: Spare me my life from this monstrosity (points at Yzma)
Yzma: (Gasp)
Pacha : Eggo eggo eggo
Kuzco: Eggo
Yzma: You've both got to go
Kuzco: Eggo
Pacha : Heck no we will not go
Kuzco: Eggo
Yzma: You've both got to go
Kuzco: Eggo
Pacha : Heck no we will not go
Kuzco: Eggo
Yzma: Gotta go
Pacha : Will not go
Kuzco: Eggo
Pacha & Kuzco: Eggo eggo eggo eggo eggo
Pacha: Mama mia mama mia leggo of my eggo (Slaps Kronks Hand)
Kronk: (After having his hand slapped by Pacha) OW!
Pacha: My wife Chicha has a sandwich that is just for me for me for me

Kuzco: So you think you can stop me from spilling my eyes
so you think that your poison will make me die ?
oh Yzma that was silly Yzma thats it get out
just get the heck out of here

Kuzco: You don't really matter even Pacha sees (Spoken) come on Pacha
Pacha & Kuzco: You don't really matter you don't really matter you don't really matter to us

Kuzco: Throw her out the window

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 5

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Agrimorfee - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry Charmander, but pacing was off everywhere. I've seen Emporer's New Groove, too, but this song didn't even do justice to the story. The operatic part with the food brands was funny, though.
Jonathan K - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked it especcially the operatic and hard rock verses (then again those were also my favorite verses in the original)
Adagia - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry...the pacing WAS off, especially at first. The names thrown in there and not being part of the parody were confusing to me, and probably to anybody that hadn't seen what you were parodying. Work on pacing.
Syncronos - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
OH...Emperor's new GROOVE... I was looking for Palpatine...

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