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Song Parodies -> "Bohemian Rhapsocheese"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsocheese"

Parody Written by:

Brain Drain

The Lyrics

it's all about the cheese, you know.
This is a cheese slice
This is just plastic cheese
I don't think it's nice
I want another variety
Toasted or fried
Or just on the side for me
I've got some oatcakes
Apples and celery

And it's:
Port Salut
Feta too

Get it on the cheeseboard
Someone get some crackers for me
For me


Mama, it's Parmesan
Put a Gouda to his head
Put some Stilton on the bread.
Mama, it's Bavarian
And now it's Cambazola all the way.
Mama, blue-oo-oo-oo
Mozarella to deep fry,
And Monterey Jack again
This time tomorrow
Camembert, Camembert,
'Cause we're all out of crackers.

To grate my Wensleydale,
Red Leicester it tastes fine,
Mature Cheddar is all mine,
Cheeseboard anybody?
With Buffalo
Gotta cut off all the rind to taste the truth.

Mama, blue-oo-oo-oo
The goats cheese is too dry
I sometimes wish I'd never had Emmental

(middle eight)

I see a little Dolcelatte on the side,
Dairylea, Dairylea,
And a slice of Reggiano
Spreading Mascarpone,
On the Macaroni CHEESE!

Oakwood Smoked!


Gruyere and Roquefort, smooth Bel Paese

Cheshire and Caboc, Stilton with cranberry

Spare me a slice of the Double Gloucester please

Cheeses blue, cheeses white, do you have a cheese knife?

A cheese knife? No! We cannot help you so
Help me so!
A cheese knife? We cannot help you so
Help me so!
A cheese knife? We cannot help you so

Cannot help you so
Cannot help you so
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh peccorino, peccorino, peccorino here for me
Some Danish Blue,
And the deli put aside some Brie-ee-ee
Some Brie-ee-ee, some Brieeeeeeeeeee!


can you get me some munster to put on my pie
or maybe ricotta i'll give that a try-y-y
sage derby, you cant use any sage derby
just gotta get goats, or cottage or colby from here


nothing really matters, anyone can see
nothing really matters, nothing really matters

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 10

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Johnny D - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Some pacing problems, but, overall, a clever and entertaining parody.
Agrimorfee - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
See for the ones he didn't get to use---Very good! 455
Dominic L. - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't really care for it... 434
Red Ant - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
You must work at a cheese shop or deli. 455

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