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Song Parodies -> "Suburban Rapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Suburban Rapsody"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

The first line that came to me was "Mama, just grilled some ham".I had no preconception that it was going to end up having anything to do with pooping.
Ain't this the good life, I think you would agree
Grillin' food outside, an escape from the rut for me
Watch the smoke rise, up into the skies I see
Sippin' a Rob Roy under a shady tree
Asked all my friends to come, folks I know, little Di, big fat Joe
Even cousin Lynn shows, she looks really fatter to me
To me

Mama, just grilled some ham
Back yard table has been spread
And the charcoal's glowing red
Mama, bring the burger buns
Hope it don't rain, the clouds look kind of gray
Mama ooooh, How much cole slaw did you buy?
Aunt Imogene's new dress looks so bizzarro
Grab a bun, grab a bun, there's some cold cuts on the platter

Hors d'eouvres, would you like some?
Aunt Liv you look devine
Would you like a glass of wine?
Chateau Rauzan-Segla, it's French Bordeaux
Or some Puerto Rican Rum, one hundred proof
Mama, ooooh (napkins in the wind blow)
I don't like to fry, I grill the fish, now lets start the corn to boil

I see my brother coming over in his van
Such a mooch, Such a mooch, but he brought us some mangos
Mosquitoes are biting, stop the kids from fighting
Cherry Jello (Cherry Jello)
Cherry Jello (Cherry Jello)
Cherry Jello in a bowl (where did it go?)
Yard's full of kid's toys, burned grass from dog pee
Hey kid next door boy, don't use profanity
Here comes my wife with a salad for me
Leafy greens, tomato, in the salad bowl
E. choli! oh, it's in the salad bowl (salad bowl)
E. choli! it's in the salad bowl (salad bowl)
E. choli! it's in the salad bowl (salad bowl)
In the salad bowl (salad bowl)
In the salad bowl (salad bowl)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea gotta go
Don't feel so good, there's a devil in my gut, oh me, oh me, oh me!

So I tell all my guests "gotta go now, bye-bye"
Got the trots now it's off to the bathroom I fly
Oh baby, did you wash those greens baby?
Oh no this darn cramp, Oh no this darn cramp's so severe

Toilet bowl got splattered, anyone can see
Toilet bowl got splattered, Toilet bowl got splattered by me
Open up a window
(Sound of toilet flushing instead of gong)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 22

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 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   19

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alvin rhodes - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
masterfully written
Rick C - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Especially liked the E.choli line! 5s
Linda - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
If I mention all the best parts I'd just be writing the whole song over right here. Really funny, thanks! 555
Alex Morris - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Fantastic. Thoroughly good job. 555
Cheese Head - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, I have to say I am impressed. This is not an easy song to parody. Great Jobs and have some 5s!
Red Ant - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL, nice one Silly Willie. Why did I know that the "Mama Mia" part would become "Diahrrea" before I read it? Easy, because it scats well. 5s.
Chris Wolvie - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
VERY nice. Nice rhyming of almost all the end words of the original. Though...the "splattered" line IS a little...EEEEECK! Still, I give it all fives...out of fives.
Michael Pacholek - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Didn't start off too good, but once "such a mooch" came in, it was a five all the way.
J Kode - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
V3ry, v3ry funny! I l0v3d it! R3ally w3ll th0ught 0ut! 3xc3ll3nt3! Damn, y0u 3 C0li!
Kamikaze - December 06, 2016 - Report this comment
Hands down the best Bohemian rhapsody parody lyrics I've seen on the internet. Not only does it rhyme almost perfectly, but it has a good steady flow, a coherent plot and the author finds some really clever words to rhyme with. Seriously, if I'm white and has access to a suburb backyard, I think I'm probably gonna make a video of this.

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