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Song Parodies -> "Awesome Little Soap Called Dove"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Little Thing Called Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Awesome Little Soap Called Dove"

Parody Written by:

MooseFromPoland

The Lyrics

I was reading this thing about Queen (because I am a giant Queen Fan) and I learned that Freddie Mercury wrote Crazy Little Thing Called Love in the bathtub, so I just thought, "Hey, I'll make a parody of this song about a bathtub." And here it is. Enjoy!
This soap - called Dove
I can't - hold on to it
This soap - called Dove
I must - get clean with it
I'll get soapy
Awesome little soap called Dove

This soap (this soap)
Called Dove (called Dove)
It slips (It's so slippy)
Like a wet water slide
Bubbles (Woo ooh)
And suds (Woo ooh)
Scrubbing all over like a cleaning maid
I really like this
Awesome little soap called Dove

There goes all of the dirt
This soap really cleans it well
So I pull off my shirt
I turn on all the hot water
And I relax in the warmin' steam

I have to sparkle - and shine - be clean
I can't be no swine
Turn on music - good tunes
I'll stay in the tub "til my hands are prunes
I'll get soapy
Awesome little soap called Dove

I have to sparkle - and shine - be clean
I can't be no swine
Turn on music - good tunes
I'll stay in the tub "til my hands are prunes
I'll get soapy
Awesome little soap called Dove

This soap - called Dove
I can't - hold on to it
This soap - called Dove
I must - get clean with it
I'll get soapy
Awesome little soap called Dove
Awesome little soap called Dove
Awesome little soap called Dove
Awesome little soap called Dove
Awesome little soap called Dove
Awesome little soap called Dove
Awesome little soap called Dove
Awesome little soap called Dove
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Wozzyhonk - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Yea - I m a BIG Queen fan too Never heard about the 'bathtub incident' - but hey, it was great to see Seems Queen has a following - not only in Music; but also parodies!!! 5/3/4

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