-> "You Nubian Crack Pipe Thief"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You Nubian Crack Pipe Thief"
Parody Written by:
"Is this your steeeel pipe?
Did you steal IT from me?"
"Bought it in Van Nuys..
It was a birthday gift just for me.
Open your eyes..do you think I'd lie-homeeeeeeey?
I'm just a warlord..I need nothing for free-
Because I say my mind,where I go,
'M a little high,yes I know..
Any way I spend dough..
My wallet just gets fatter,you seeeeee...
(crackhead,reviewing his life)
"Mama..just filled my van...
Got a king size water bed-
And it's bigger than the rest...
Grimy duuusty slums...
And now I've done more coke than I can say...
Mama....yooou would tooooooo....
If you seen it when you're high-
My white rocks act a friend--if I do say so...
Very wrong..very wrong....
And I'm only getting better.."
(crackhead to me)
My mind is gone..
Brain quivers all the time-
Didn't mean to steal your pipe..
I'm high & I'm sorry-Got nooooo more blow...
Need a dollar forty five-to get some juice...
Mamaaaa..Need vodka too...
( pay you all that I owe..)
Allllll this coke I buy...
I bum while my ride-hits up the store-- -I'll call.."
(pathetic shameful music plays-
(Mama cryin' on the porch,madness in her eyes..)
"Lyin' to me,in the ghetto-druggy man-
You are loose! You are loose!
Will you screw your own Mom?! Yo!
Got no more White Lightning-
And you stole my stash--you thief!"
(crackhead to Mama)
"If you say so-if you say so-if you want then I will go.."
"Yes you should go-oo-oo-oo-oo-"
"I'm just a warlord,nobody trusts me.."
"Gee,I'm still waiting...for my steel pipe you see..
Where did you hide my original piece? "
(me getting angry)
"Sleezy bum,sleezy ho-
Will you let me know?!"
"Wish-will ya?! Noooooo I will not let you know!"
"Let me knooooow!!!"
"Get real now-
Will never let you know!!!"
"Let me knooooow!!!"
"Never let you know!""
"Wish will ya!
I'll never tell ya so!"
"Tell me so!"
"Never let you know!!"
"You crack ho-
To police I'll go!!
Better tell me so!!"
"No! No! No! No! No! No!
Promise me-a,promise me-a, promise me you will not go.."
"I smeeeeeell a thug...tryin' to weasel and conive on meee-
"Cause you think you're a homey-now you can just lie?!!"
(justified guitar lick)
"So you think you can thug me & I just won't mind!!??
Sooooo shadyyyy....It's-my-pipe-you-see shadyyyy..
Just gotta go now----just gotta go buy me some beer..."
Junkies gettin' fatter...
Stealin' our t.v's....
Junky's really shattered...
But I got my pipe back-
(Get a life you crack hooooo)
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