Song Parodies -> Bohemoth Man Rhapsody
| Original Song Title: | "Bohemian Rhapsody" |
| Original Performer: | Queen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bohemoth Man Rhapsody" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
i once was real light...now there is fat on me
caught in a backslide...no escape from obesity
corpulent size...just look at my thighs and see
i'm just a fat boy...but i have apathy
because when dinner comes...there i go
my weight is high...this i know
every day my weight grows
doesn't really matter to me......to me
mama...just killed a ham
guess i kinda lost my head...i'll get bigger, mom has said
mama , eating's so much fun
it tastes too good to throw one bite away
mama...ooh...is there more that you could fry ?
could we have ham again this time tomorrow ?
i'll eat on...i'll eat on...i'll be sure to clean my platter
too bad...the ham is gone
i've eaten all of mine..belly's aching at this time
good meals fuel my body...i'm gonna grow
gonna have a huge behind...and that's the truth
mama...ooh...(every day my weight grows)
i don't wanna diet
there ain't no dish, i've ever turned down at all
i am not little...i'm a jumbo of a man
scarfin' much...scarfin' much...till my stomach goes bang-o
food, i bolt like lightning...but it is not frightening me
hollow leggo...(hollow leggo)...hollow leggo...(hollow leggo)
hollow leggo...here i go...gigantico
and i'm just a fat boy, but mama stills love me
i'm only one boy, but i eat enough for three
with fork and knife, i'm a monstosity
weight is high...this i know...and i'm gonna grow
behemoth...yo...and i am gonna grow...(watch me grow)
behemoth...and i am gonna grow...(watch me grow)
behemoth...and i am gonna grow...(watch me grow)
i am gonna grow...i eat slow...(NEVER)
i am gonna grow...(watch me grow)
will i ever slow...ooh....no no no no no no no
oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia told me so
the mom i love made a devil's food dessert for me...for me...FOR ME !
so you think you can scold me and take back my pie
i would think you would stuff me so i do not die
oh mommy...can't do this to me, mommy
just gotta pig out...just gotta pig out in high gear
ooh..yeah...ooh yeah
pile it on my platter...full of calories
nothing really matters...nothing really matters...but meals
every day my weight grows
caught in a backslide...no escape from obesity
corpulent size...just look at my thighs and see
i'm just a fat boy...but i have apathy
because when dinner comes...there i go
my weight is high...this i know
every day my weight grows
doesn't really matter to me......to me
mama...just killed a ham
guess i kinda lost my head...i'll get bigger, mom has said
mama , eating's so much fun
it tastes too good to throw one bite away
mama...ooh...is there more that you could fry ?
could we have ham again this time tomorrow ?
i'll eat on...i'll eat on...i'll be sure to clean my platter
too bad...the ham is gone
i've eaten all of mine..belly's aching at this time
good meals fuel my body...i'm gonna grow
gonna have a huge behind...and that's the truth
mama...ooh...(every day my weight grows)
i don't wanna diet
there ain't no dish, i've ever turned down at all
i am not little...i'm a jumbo of a man
scarfin' much...scarfin' much...till my stomach goes bang-o
food, i bolt like lightning...but it is not frightening me
hollow leggo...(hollow leggo)...hollow leggo...(hollow leggo)
hollow leggo...here i go...gigantico
and i'm just a fat boy, but mama stills love me
i'm only one boy, but i eat enough for three
with fork and knife, i'm a monstosity
weight is high...this i know...and i'm gonna grow
behemoth...yo...and i am gonna grow...(watch me grow)
behemoth...and i am gonna grow...(watch me grow)
behemoth...and i am gonna grow...(watch me grow)
i am gonna grow...i eat slow...(NEVER)
i am gonna grow...(watch me grow)
will i ever slow...ooh....no no no no no no no
oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia told me so
the mom i love made a devil's food dessert for me...for me...FOR ME !
so you think you can scold me and take back my pie
i would think you would stuff me so i do not die
oh mommy...can't do this to me, mommy
just gotta pig out...just gotta pig out in high gear
ooh..yeah...ooh yeah
pile it on my platter...full of calories
nothing really matters...nothing really matters...but meals
every day my weight grows
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Hollow leggo..hollow leggo. LOL
i see a little silhouette-o of some 5's
Mmpf! Dif waf wundefulf! (gulp) Sorry 'bout that. My mother told me never to type with my mouth full. As I was saying, Wow! This was wonderful! Hollow leggo full of eggo?
What's that you say? Get my bitch-ass in the kitchen and vote you some fives? Sure thing snookums
That was terrific, Alvin! 5's
funny...and what a coinsidence while i was reading this parody the song was playing in the background!
Damn fine job there, Alvin! This song is really fat, er phat. :D 555
Just when I thought all the possible good rhymes are used up for:
"Beelzebub, has a devil put aside for me"
You come up with:
"the mom i love made a devil's food dessert for me"
Well done Alvin. Add 555 calories to your poundage.
"Beelzebub, has a devil put aside for me"
You come up with:
"the mom i love made a devil's food dessert for me"
Well done Alvin. Add 555 calories to your poundage.
Great Job, Alvin!
Tough song to parody - very phat job! 5's
restoring my previous 555 vote.
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