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Song Parodies -> "Bohemoth Man Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Bohemoth Man Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i once was real light...now there is fat on me
caught in a backslide...no escape from obesity
corpulent size...just look at my thighs and see
i'm just a fat boy...but i have apathy
because when dinner comes...there i go
my weight is high...this i know
every day my weight grows
doesn't really matter to me......to me

mama...just killed a ham
guess i kinda lost my head...i'll get bigger, mom has said
mama , eating's so much fun
it tastes too good to throw one bite away
mama...ooh...is there more that you could fry ?
could we have ham again this time tomorrow ?
i'll eat on...i'll eat on...i'll be sure to clean my platter

too bad...the ham is gone
i've eaten all of mine..belly's aching at this time
good meals fuel my body...i'm gonna grow
gonna have a huge behind...and that's the truth
mama...ooh...(every day my weight grows)
i don't wanna diet
there ain't no dish, i've ever turned down at all

i am not little...i'm a jumbo of a man
scarfin' much...scarfin' much...till my stomach goes bang-o
food, i bolt like lightning...but it is not frightening me
hollow leggo...(hollow leggo)...hollow leggo...(hollow leggo)
hollow leggo...here i go...gigantico
and i'm just a fat boy, but mama stills love me
i'm only one boy, but i eat enough for three
with fork and knife, i'm a monstosity
weight is high...this i know...and i'm gonna grow
behemoth...yo...and i am gonna grow...(watch me grow)
behemoth...and i am gonna grow...(watch me grow)
behemoth...and i am gonna grow...(watch me grow)
i am gonna grow...i eat slow...(NEVER)
i am gonna grow...(watch me grow)
will i ever slow...ooh....no no no no no no no
oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia told me so
the mom i love made a devil's food dessert for me...for me...FOR ME !

so you think you can scold me and take back my pie
i would think you would stuff me so i do not die
oh mommy...can't do this to me, mommy
just gotta pig out...just gotta pig out in high gear
ooh..yeah...ooh yeah
pile it on my platter...full of calories
nothing really matters...nothing really matters...but meals
every day my weight grows


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Jan Unwin - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Hollow leggo..hollow leggo. LOL
sloatead - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
i see a little silhouette-o of some 5's
Michael Pacholek - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmpf! Dif waf wundefulf! (gulp) Sorry 'bout that. My mother told me never to type with my mouth full. As I was saying, Wow! This was wonderful! Hollow leggo full of eggo?
Claude Prez - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
What's that you say? Get my bitch-ass in the kitchen and vote you some fives? Sure thing snookums
Adagio - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
That was terrific, Alvin! 5's
velvet - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
funny...and what a coinsidence while i was reading this parody the song was playing in the background!
Stray Pooch - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Damn fine job there, Alvin! This song is really fat, er phat. :D 555
Guy - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Just when I thought all the possible good rhymes are used up for:

"Beelzebub, has a devil put aside for me"

You come up with:

"the mom i love made a devil's food dessert for me"

Well done Alvin. Add 555 calories to your poundage.
Diva - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Great Job, Alvin!
Johnny D - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Tough song to parody - very phat job! 5's
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
restoring my previous 555 vote.

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