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Song Parodies -> "Archie Bunker"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Archie Bunker"

Parody Written by:

Jay W

The Lyrics

Sorry to evereyone that I started the whole argument that eventually got sexual lyrics banned-wasn't my intention. "All in the Family" is far and away more brilliant stuff than almost anything on TV today and holds a special meaning to me, partly because I live in Queens, two miles from the Flushing High School Archie Bunker ficticiously attended.
Archie Bunker

Archie you're a man with a beer can
Sittin' in your seat
Gonna light a cigar today
You got hitch on yo' pace
Grimaced face
Telling Edith "Dingbat won't you stifle your face!"

Edith Edith Bunker
Edith Edith Bunker

Michael is a young man, smart man
Spittin' at your feet
Gonna take 'Little Girl' away
He's got well on your case
Feeds his face
Meathead Stivic's gonna' confront you on race

Meathead Meathead Stivic
Meathead Meathead Stivic

Archie you're an old man poor man
Rollin' both your eyes
Gonna flush your toilet today
You got pride on your race
Bigot case
Jefferson'll put you back into your place

Archie Archie Bunker
Archie Archie Bunker Aah*...

*This 'aah' follows his urination.

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Michael Pacholek - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Aw, jeez, whaddaya youse doin'... Good one!
me - April 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Annie - August 23, 2015 - Report this comment
LOL funny! :) 555. I wasn't born yet when All in the Family was first aired (I was born in 1986) but I've seen reruns of it on TV and like it. RIP both Carroll O' Connor and Jean Stapleton.

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