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Song Parodies -> "Fast Foodian Rhapsody 1"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Fast Foodian Rhapsody 1"

Parody Written by:

Static

The Lyrics

Back again. This is the sucky version.
Fast Foodian Rhapsody

Is this my real size-
Is this fat fantasy-
Hamburger landslide-
No escape from being a fatty-
Open your eyes
Look down at the scale and see-
Now I'm a fat boy, I want back my money-
Because I'm super dumb, don't ya know,
A little high, little low,
Anyway the price goes, doesn't really matter to me,
To me

Wendy's, enlarged a man,
Put a burger in his mouth,
And the fat never came out,
Wendy's, slimness had just begun,
But now I've gone and ate it all away-
Wendy's, ooo,
Don't think that I won't sue-
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on, carry on and start waiting for a lawsuit-

Too late, my pants size is up,
All this fat bending my spine-
Body's aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-i've got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Fast food, ooo- (any way the price goes)
I don't want to die,
I wish that I had tried the Atkins diet-

I see a giant silhouetto of a man,
McDonald's, McDonald's really changed my pant size-o-
McMuffin and Big Mac, causing heart attack for me-
Dollar menu, dollar menu,
Dollar menu, dollar menu
Dollar menu cash no go-magnifico-
But I'm such a fat boy and nobody loves me-
He's just a fat boy from a fat family-
Spare him his life from these fatty munchies-
I ate Macs, I ate hash-, I want back my cash-
Dave Thomas! no-,we won't give you back cash-
Dave Thomas! we won't give you back cash
Dave Thomas! we won't give you back cash
Won't give you back cash-But I sued!
Won't give you back cash-you're so rude
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia I want cash-
The giant man has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-

So you give me a trans fat-full fast foody bash-
But it's really a scheme just to take all my cash-
Oh Wendy's-can't do this to me Wendy's-
Just gotta slim down-just gotta slim down 'cause of here-

No one's really fatter,
Anyone can see,
No one's really fatter-,no one's really fatter than me,

Any way the price goes....

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