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Song Parodies -> "We Will Shock You"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"We Will Shock You"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Norman, you're a boy
You own the Bates Motel
And your mother made your life a living hell
That smile on your face
Full of grace
Killing your tenants all over the place

We will, we will shock you
We will, we will shock you

Freddy you're a sick man
Weird man,too
Slashing all the people who have dreams about you
Got a burn-scarred face
What a disgrace!
You should go find a manicurist's place!

We will, we will shock you
We will, we will shock you

Jason, what a dog
You dirty tramp
I'm tired of you harrassing
The Crystal Lake Camp
Got a hockey mask face
What a disgrace!
Waving your hatchet all over the place (Killin'!)

We will, we will shock you
We will, we will shock you
We will, we will shock you
We will, we will shock you
We will, we will shock you
We will, we will shock you
Copyright 1986, Agrimorfee

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 16

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Michael Pacholek - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Who is the scariest man in America? Is it A) Georgie Bush, B) Jeff Weaver, or C) Michael Jackson? It's A), but C) is gaining fast.
Claude Prez - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done; loved the manicure line.
2nz - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Good use of the theme throught the different stanzas. I can see the music video already
Johnny D - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever, tightly-themed.
Adagio - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good one.
Scathe - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC-W) Your gonna need at least 10,000 volts for those guys. Very nice.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice theme, nice jokes. How old were you in 1986?
Rick D - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Do all these guys wear a shock jock?
Agrimorfee - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for your votes, all. Jake, I was born in 1970, which would make me age 16 at the time. (34 now! :0)
Guy - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC-W) Shocking!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!
John Jenkins - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Well constructed, power-ful parody.
Johnny D - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above! ;-)
Arwen - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
ABC--gotta love those horror villains! I know I do!
Meriadoc - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) It's really scary how I don't watch TV or movies, but I still know what you are talking about... :-O
Peregrin - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I am surprised Merry knows what goes on outside the front door! Good parody Agri!
Claude Prez - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I was going to comment on the manicure line but some intelligent person beat me to it. Good stuff Maynard.
Jeff Reuben - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad, I should get around to seeing that movie sometime
Phil Alexander - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thought I'd commented on this one already... this wasn't what I expected after seeing the title: but I'd have to call it dead good ;-)
Paul Robinson - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC W) Well, done...5's...no shock there, I guess...
Michael McVey - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, this definitely is funny. -- MM
Cat - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(Queen) May be a bit of an oldie, but quite good indeed! (Muhahahahaha!)
Red Ant - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(Queen Contest) Definitely one of your better earlier ones Agrimorfee, tight pacing and rhyming, good humor. 555

PS: Is your real name Maynard?
Agrimorfee - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
"Good stuff Maynard" used to be my catchall comment for ABC & SOTM contests if I had nothing else interesting to say. It kind of bit me back on the ass for a short time, there. :)

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