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Song Parodies -> "Hey Dude"

Original Song Title:

"Hey You"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Dude"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

opening track to Side 3 of "The Pile of Bricks"
Hey Dude
Do I have to ask again
Can I borrow another pen?
Can you hear me?

Hey Dude
In the study hall
Blowing spitballs at the wall
Don't ignore me

Hey Dude
They might give you a fright
Don't worry; they're not too bright

Hey Dude
Smoking in the John
Could I bum a smoke for Ron?
Can you light me?

Hey Dude
I just wanna say hello
Do you want your Jello?
Got some money?

Hey Dude
Can you give me a lift home?
They all are in the Twilight Zone

They are all moochers, as you can see
Won't buy their own supplies, they're just too cheap
And they don't even know your name

Hey Dude
Moron of them all
My name isn't Dude at all
Why can't you see?

Hey Dude
What do you take me for?
I'm a pen lender no more
Won't you spare me?

Hey Dude
I don't like you at all
Why don't you get it together starting next fall?

Copyright 1985-1995, 2000 Agrimorfee(now here would be the semi-instrumental piece "Is There Anyone Awake Here?" as a parody of "Is There Anybody Out There?" I will not waste time nor bandwidth space to include that as a parody here--suffice it to say that my parody would include P.A. announcements about school lunch menus instead of the sound of the TV classic "Gunsmoke" blaring in the background. Anyway the next track to find here at will be "You Won't Be Home".)

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Adagio - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
One of my favorite band...Pink Floyd. Glad you did a lot of them here today. Good job on this.

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