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Song Parodies -> "Heave"

Original Song Title:

"Breathe"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Heave"

Parody Written by:

Professor Incubus

The Lyrics

After watching so many episodes of Worlds Dumbest Partiers, I decided to write this parody. I am so glad that I gave up drinking 3 years ago.
Heave, heave thru the air
Fall off your bar room chair
Breathe, but not near me
Step around
The puke that's on the ground

Drunk you were on gin and rye
To smell your breathe would make me die
The mess you made for all to see
Was left upon the toilet seat

Run, bathroom run
Drop your pants, expose your bum
But before you take that dump
Don't sit down
Before you clean that vomit up

Wrong you were to drink tonight
The Myers Rum did not sit right
Unbalanced from the Tanqueray
You waste away your life today
Please DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

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Patrick - January 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Don't know the original song, but your lyrics speak from experience about the illusory pleasures of alcohol. Can't imagine why anyone would want to experience what you describe more than once.
Tear Down the Wall! - January 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Real nice. I've thru all that too. I've never driven drunk but you maybe you need to tell some bigwig types to be more responsble as well - people like George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Paris Hilton, LiLo and others. They all got just a wrist slap for it - I was in a hotel dining room and Faux News had a newsflash about Paris Hilton leaving jail after serving just 48 minutes on a DUI charge! That made me wanna HEAVE and more. That ain't right. Pink Floyd rocks!
Professor Incubus - January 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks Patrick and Wall. I have gone through my share of DWI's in the past and I thank god that I haven't injured or killed anyone. I finally learned my lesson on January 13th, 2008 and haven't had a drink since.

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