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Song Parodies -> "Pleasantly Plump"

Original Song Title:

"Comfortably Numb"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Pleasantly Plump"

Parody Written by:

Porkbeard

The Lyrics

Inspired by a true story (mine).
Hello
Is there anybody out there?
Can I take your order?
Would you like a pie with that?

Okay, now
I think I have it down
Well we have got a deal
Why not make it a whole meal?

Thank you
Pull up to the window and pay
We only accept cash
Here's your food, have a nice day!

There is no hunger you're receding
It's like a dewdrop on an inferno
"Food could lead you to an early grave"
My doctor quips, but I do not care what he's saying
When I was a child, I was a big one
I looked like Gorilla Monsoon
Now I'm getting heavy once again
I cannot explain, I'm always hungry, man
This is now what I am

I have become pleasantly plump

I have become pleasantly plump

Ok
The ringing of the doorbell [ring]
There'll be no more [stomach growl]
But it may make your belly swell

You ordered Chinese?
I have your Kung Pao chicken, sir
That'll be $12.50 on this trip
Hey, man where is my tip?

There is no hunger you're receding
It's like a dewdrop on an inferno
"Food could lead you to an early grave"
My doctor quips, but I do not care what he's saying
When I was a child, I looked just like a blimp
I jumped and got stuck in the sky
I ran until the weight was gone
Now I can't even get my shoes back on
My feet swelled up, from Reese's cups!

I have become pleasantly plump

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Chris - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice. I knew someone would have done this and you have! Paces pretty much accurately all the way through.

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