Dummy, sad to say
Your head must be stuffed with hay or maybe clay
Dummy, such an ass
Scratch your rash with both hands and make a gash
You are so bizarre, you are obscene
You're ignorant in the extreme

Dummy, dirt sack.
Can you use your head for more than a hat rack?
Dummy, slow dim-wit
Your such a great big bloody dumb dull twit
You're in the high profanity low class rambling set
And you smell like a cigarette

Dummy, stupid guy
Came your turn for a brain they ran out of supply
Dummy, tiny brain
Shows small as a pea on an x-ray
That it is of such small size it's no surprise that they're
putting you away.

(Spoken part at the end)
Uhhuh! He's not very bright!
Yes, absolutely not too bright!
He certainly is not too bright!
He is definitely not too bright. His folks are exceeding at inbreeding
Yeah!
Why doesn't the dolt know anything?
I don't know, he's just really dumb all the time!
I was just telling him, he couldn't count up to number 2. I was saying
Know what's wrong with ye? Your brains have leaked out!
After I was yelling and screaming and telling him why some of his brains had up and leaked out.
His skull took a heavy blow, some of the gray matter slipped out