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Song Parodies -> "Band With the Runs"

Original Song Title:

"Band on the Run"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul McCartney & Wings

Parody Song Title:

"Band With the Runs"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Stuck inside these four stalls
Hands upon the lever
Waiting for the big one
Call it number two
Number two, number two

If I ever get over this
Gonna alter my diet plan
Nevermore will my lunch consist
Of some prunes and a box of bran

If I ever get over this
If we ever get over this

Well the water parted with a mighty splash
As the drummer parked his buns
And the bassist swore through the closed and locked door
I'm next when you are done

Band with the runs
Band with the runs

And our manager, searched all over
The auditorium
For the band with the runs, band with the runs

Well the keyboard player felt his molars float
As he waited for his turn
And our backup singer hit a sour note
From the jalepeno burn

Band with the runs
Band with the runs

And the groupies' lust, and magic dust
Would both remain undone
By the band with the runs, band with the runs
Band with the runs, band with the runs

Well, the sun was rising as our weary fans
Began to think us dead
But a paper shortage did abort our plans
We're stranded in the head

Band with the runs
Band with the runs

And a hazmat crew, could not undo
The damage that was done
By the band with the runs, band with the runs
Band with the runs, band with the runs

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Glen S - December 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Funny title sub, Porf. Well paced as always, and especially liked 'Hazmat crew/undo'.
Porfle Popnecker - December 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks! Your comments are the wind beneath my Wings.
Callmelennie - December 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Take a title, shake it up ... Invert a lyric, break it up ... POR-fle Popnecker, he's .. The name for yucks, now ... POR-fle Popnecker he's .. Cracking me up now ... POR-fle Popnecker, gee .. Can't get enough .... I've spewed, sticky sweet; From my keyboard to my screen
Porfle Popnecker - December 24, 2011 - Report this comment
5s for your comment!
Rob Arndt - December 24, 2011 - Report this comment
555 for the run-away parody ;-)
Porfle Popnecker - December 24, 2011 - Report this comment
I'll take that and run with it.
Callmelennie - December 26, 2011 - Report this comment
This thread is flush with bad puns, isn't it?
Porfle Popnecker - December 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Can't let such a solid opportunity go to waste.

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