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Original Song Title:

"Jet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Mc Cartney

Parody Song Title:

"Wet"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

wet !......i can't really remember those honey's faces
in time i left them flat, i'm not gonna be marrying soon
they're wet
and if they're homely, lonely chicks will give up poon
wet !......wet !

wet !...yes my father is bold, he's a woman chaser
and he taught me all that i know, i'm forever in debt
they're wet
they call my pager, all these ladies
guess what they get
wet !...wet !

don't date her...just get her ass to love me
berate her...don't care what she thinks of me
i'll sate her...much later

wet !...when my tongue runs along all those special places
get on your back and we'll go for a ride, you're not dry
you're wet
and i will wager you're a lady who like when she gets.....
wet !...wet !

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