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Song Parodies -> "Eddie Albert/Oliver Douglas"

Original Song Title:

"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Eddie Albert/Oliver Douglas"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

We're so sorry, Eddie Albert
We're so sorry that "Green Acres" is a hit
We're so sorry, Eddie Albert
Cause you thought you'd do the pilot
Grab a paycheck, and then split

We're so sorry that your sitcom leads the pack, top ten
We're so sorry, Eddie Albert
But if ratings start to plummet, you'll be first to get the sack

We're so sorry, Eddie Albert
But the scripts we get are funnier each day
We're so sorry, Eddie Albert
But the sponsor's Wesson Oil, and we just signed your life away

Eb's across the barnyard (barnyard)
Haney's on the sly
Eb's across the barnyard (barnyard)
Haney's on the sly

Filming a scene with Eva Gabor
I'm ankle-deep in chickens, I'm diapering a boar
I was a movie star but I'm not one anymore, and I wonder why
You wonder why?
(You're on a TV show, kiss your film career goodbye)

Sam's behind the counter (counter)
Hank is in his jeep
Sam's behind the counter (counter)
Hank is in his jeep

Arnold Ziffel steals the show when he's around (he's around)
All your acting talents blow, Arnold Ziffel steals the show

Arnold Ziffel steals the show, his fame is big (fame is big)
Second fiddle to a pig, Arnold Ziffel's fame is big

Hotscakes on the griddle (griddle)
Chickens in your bed
Hotscakes on the griddle (griddle)
Egg yokes on your head

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Rob Arndt - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Very funny-555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks!
Chris Saffle - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment
I know I am handing out 5 star votes to you like a loose girl on New Years Eve, but you have not let me down yet!
Porfle Popnecker - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment
I'll take 'em!
AFW - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Captures the spirit of that delightful old sitcom
wildcard - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment
cool, an OS and subject I know and I have to say he he
John Barry - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Clever title, concept.
Dave W. - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Very retro-rific ...and I agree with John also
Porfle Popnecker - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment
I appreciate the comments!
Agrimorfee - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
One of my favorite songs of all time, but I never could think of a good parody for it. Lo and behold you did it. Congrats! 555
Porfle Popnecker - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks!

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