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Song Parodies -> "Maybe Mayonnaise"

Original Song Title:

"Maybe I'm Amazed"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Maybe Mayonnaise"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Maybe mayonnaise was invented by an evil dwarf
Maybe I'm afraid of the creepy texture
Maybe mayonnaise is a substance better left alone
From the twilight zone
Maybe I'm afraid it's a strange, unholy mixture

Maybe I'm a man, maybe I'm a hungry man who's in the middle of dinner
Running out of mustard suddenly
Maybe mayonnaise, maybe it is not as bad as everybody tells me
Guess I'll test it on the dog and see
Oooh, oh


Maybe I'm a man, maybe I'm a hungry man who has a ham and cheese sandwich
Lacking any mustard I can spread
Maybe mayonnaise, maybe it's the only way to get me through this madness
Hope it doesn't eat right through the bread
Oooh, oh

Maybe mayonnaise is a science project that went wrong
Maybe I'm afraid it'll make me sterile
Maybe mayonnaise was devised for prisoners of war
Make 'em talk some more
Maybe I'm afraid to ingest it at my peril

Oh, oh, oh, yeah yeah yeah

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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alvin - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment
few things fouler than mayonnaise
2Eagle - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment
You can twist words and come up with something clever. Does anyone remember a Geico commercial with a man in a diner and a surley waitress serving his order? He says, "I didn't want Mayo.", so the waitress takes the bread and scrapes it on the edge of the table.
Leo Keough - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Cincos for dissing Mayo
Porfle Popnecker - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments!
John Barry - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Mayo, mayo. Taste blight--none gonna have in my homw.
WarrenB - October 04, 2011 - Report this comment
One of the best today. Great use of the original song in an original fashion.
Porfle Popnecker - October 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Many thanks!

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