-> "Cynical Christmastime"
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The money's tight, the stress is up
We're where tonight? I've had enough
Simply having a schedule full Christmastime
Simply having a bummer full Christmastime
Departing home, to travel here
Thank God it comes, but once a year
Simply having a blunder full Christmastime
Simply having a flight delayed Christmastime
That brother-in-law brags too long
Ding dong sings song
Too long, ding, ooo-oo-ooo-oo-oo
Simply having a clinical Christmastime
Simply having a cynical Christmastime
I'm gonna pout, I'm gonna frown
Ran out of gas, aaah! Miles from town!
Simply having pedestrian Christmastime
I'll buy you sh!t that you don't want
You do the same, what fun!
Ding dongs, ping pongs
Gift cards, we charge
Big crowds, too loud
Work party: yawn, and here it sucks
All day we fight, ain't that enough?
Simply having political Christmastime
Simply having dysfunctional Christmastime
[more it's-too-mental break]
And soon it's night, serve spirits up
There's "cheer" tonight! Oh, let's drink up!
Simply having a wonderful drink with lime
Simply spying some wonderful t!ts this time
Simply thinking: I wonder if she'd be mine?
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