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Song Parodies -> "Cynical Christmastime"

Original Song Title:

"Wonderful Christmastime"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Cynical Christmastime"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

The holiday season can be a stressful time for many folks......


The money's tight, the stress is up
We're where tonight? I've had enough
Simply having a schedule full Christmastime
Simply having a bummer full Christmastime

Departing home, to travel here
Thank God it comes, but once a year
Simply having a blunder full Christmastime
Simply having a flight delayed Christmastime

That brother-in-law brags too long
Ding dong sings song
Too long, ding, ooo-oo-ooo-oo-oo
ooo-oo-ooo-oo-oo-doo-doo-doooo

[it's-too-mental break]

Simply having a clinical Christmastime
Simply having a cynical Christmastime

I'm gonna pout, I'm gonna frown
Ran out of gas, aaah! Miles from town!
Simply having pedestrian Christmastime

I'll buy you sh!t that you don't want
You do the same, what fun!
Ding dongs, ping pongs
Gift cards, we charge
Big crowds, too loud

Work party: yawn, and here it sucks
All day we fight, ain't that enough?
Simply having political Christmastime
Simply having dysfunctional Christmastime

[more it's-too-mental break]

And soon it's night, serve spirits up
There's "cheer" tonight! Oh, let's drink up!
Simply having a wonderful drink with lime
Simply spying some wonderful t!ts this time
Simply thinking: I wonder if she'd be mine?

Ohh-ohhh-ohhh-ohh
Ohh-ohhh-ohhh-oh
Christmastime

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Hoping for Happy Holidays for all of you.

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Warren Baker - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I simply hate this Paul McCartney song. It's so..so..dorky? Yours, however, is much much more fun. Loved it!
Mark Scotti - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiig improvement on the Mc"Softy" OS!!
Old Man Ribber - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Sentimentality takes a much-needed hit! ;D
Jonathan S. - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
"Simply having a wonderful drink with lime" lol Nice sub there. 555
Jonathan S. addendum - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
...Not to mention that this parody is true for a lot of people.
Andy Prim(us) - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I can relate - fave line "I'll buy you sh!t that you don't want"
AFW - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Maybe cynical..but in sync with the original
Fiddlegirl - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Inspired take on the oh-so-insipid original! And I *am* left to wonder whether we may, in fact, have the same brother-in-law... ;)
John Barry - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice job on a syrup Paul OS.
Tommy Turtle - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
With such cheerful sentiments in the parody, how could the outro wish not come true? :) Thank goodness for the happy ending. Hope that, like Santa, you got in her stockings.
blackjack21 - December 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Warren: Fun is much better than dorky any day, thanks.

Mark: Mc"Softy", I like that, thanks.

OMR: Hit 'em again, harder! Thanks. ;-)

Jonathan S: Sad but true, thanks for v/c.

Andy: My fave too, thanks!

AFW: I'm in tune with your comments, thanks.

FG: Thanks; those bro-in-laws are all alike. ;-)

John B: Thanks for the sticky sweet comment.

TT: Well, I didn't want to set the bar too high. Happy endings are always good, thanks. ;-)
Phil Alexander - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment
A Christmas song I can relate to. Certainly a whole load more realistic than the OS :-)

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