-> "Cretin Jeffrey Toobin Guy"
Original Song Title:
"(Creole) Lady Marmalade"
Parody Song Title:
"Cretin Jeffrey Toobin Guy"
The Lyrics
Hey Mister, go Mister, show Mister, blow Mister
Hey Mister, go Mister, show Mister, blow Mister
He flashed his press aide down at ol' Zoomie Chat
Shucking his stuff on the screen
She said, "Hey, hello there, Toob"
You gonna act like a boob
Gitchee, gitchee yayas, Dumbass
Gitchee, gitchee yayas here
Chicken choke-a lotta, yaya
Cretin Spanky Monkey guy
Voulez vous loosez Onan wad, ce Slob
Voulez vous douchez bagging guy
He lost all his cool when he went off
That boy viewed too much man boy lovin porn
On that zoom chat screen where he started his freak
Squinty squinty ya ya diddle
Squinty squinty ya ya here
Dolphin waxa lotta yaya
Cretin yanky Onan guy
Pullez vous crankshaft Toobin guy, ce swine
Pullez vous crankshaft Onan guy
Seeing his pud's filthy spew
Color of cafe au lait
Made the moral girl inside
Abhor till she cried .. NO! .. NO! .. NO!
Now hes at home with no nine to five
Trying to pawn off a lie
But when he turns on the news
They're mocking his spews
Jizzie, jizzie ya ya piddle
Twitchy twitchy yaya here
Tallywacker jacka yaya
Cretin Jeffrey Toomer GUY!!
Toobin vous cretin, Jeffrey guy, ce slime
Toobin vous cretin, Onan guy
Toobin vous doucher baggin guy, ce swine
(Fade out)
Pullez vous crankshaft, Toobin guy, ce slime
Toolez vous crankshaft, 'turbin' guy
Shuckez vous your stuff, 'turbin guy, ce swine
Zoomie vous douchez bagging guy
Screwez vous career, Toobin guy, ce swine
Nukez vous career, Toobin guy
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