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Song Parodies -> "Sex-Crazed Manbearpig"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Marmalade"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patti LaBelle

Parody Song Title:

"Sex-Crazed Manbearpig"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

This song refers to allegations of Al Gore sexually harassing a masseuse in Portland in 2006. The strangest detail about these allegations is that Al Gore, at one point, asked the masseuse to "release his second chakra" The masseuse also stated that Gore was acting like a "sex-crazed poodle" .... Al Gore is sometimes called Manbearpig by the right, referring to a South Park episode where Gore was spreading the alarm about a mythical creature called Manbearpig
Hey Mister, Gore-acle, Gore-acle, Gore-acle
Hey Mister, Gore-acle, Gore-acle, Gore-acle

She met Manbearpig in a Portland hotel
Doing massage on a freak
She said, "Oh, my"
Hey guy, gonna'let it all fly?
Mmm, mmm twitchy twitchy ya ya chakra
Get your, get your ya yas here
Gore-a chakra-lata ya yas
Poodle crazy Manbearpig

Pullez-vous crankshaft Albert guy, ce swine
Voulez-vous unleash chakra moi

She kneaded his abs while he relaxed
That Gore made all these peculiar requests
On that wood massage bench
Where he started to freak
Bitchee, bitchee loose my chakra
Rubbee, rubbee way down here
Release chakra-lata, my ya
Pleaded Albert Manbearpig

Poodle-vous sex-crazed Albert guy, ce swine
Voulez-vous unleash chakra moi

Feeling her hands stroking silky smooth
Working his inner thigh
Made the inner pig inside
Roaring till it cried "Lower! Lower! Lower!"
Now he's ordered all his PR guys
Cov'ring up with the usual lies
But when he reaches for Tip
She gives him the slip "NO!, NO! NO!"

Catchy, catchy, ya ya chakra
Workee, workee way down there
Gore-a chakra-lata ya yas
Sex crazed Albert Manbear guy!

Poodle-vous sex crazed Albert guy, ce swine
Poodle-vous sex crazed Albert guy
Toolez-vous unleash chakra moi, ce swine
Toolez-vous release chakra moi
Mean old Albert Manbear GUY!

Pullez-vous crankshaft horny guy, ce swine
Pullez-vous crankshaft horny guy ....



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Pacing: 4.1
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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 18

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The Write Stuff - November 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Far from ALleGOREical, just horrible-1s!
Groucho Marxist - November 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Me love you long time
He invented the internet - November 20, 2013 - Report this comment
inconvenient poop :(
Onslaught - November 20, 2013 - Report this comment
That right there is some funny, funny stuff.
Rob Arndt - November 20, 2013 - Report this comment
CML, I think the problem with parodies like these is the unfamiliar sources for the topic. Many vets here don't watch South Park, King of the Hill, American Dad, Family Guy, Squidbillies, China, IL, Aqua Team Hunger Force series, or other Adult Swim materials. In other words, they just don't get what you are saying and therefore it's not funny to them. I myself watch SP sometimes and haven't seen the Manbearpig episode (although one of my faves is Cartman's mom doing a German "scheisse" porn film)!!! I got bombed on my China, IL parodies and on some other rare superhero stuff, so don't feel bad. 5x 555s are a good sign that at least some people still care :)
Callmelennie - November 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob, I completely discount all of these one-bombs. To quote Monty Python, I fart in their general direction. Before these last two songs, I had done 120 submissions. If you take away twenty or so political parodies where people one-bomb because they disagree with the politics, I have posted about 100 non-political parodies. And in those 100 parodies I had received about 15 one-bombs. And if you factor out past few months when these odious little troll-pukes showed up, I had done 85 parodies with only five (as in 5) of these all-oneseys ........ Do you understand what I'm saying here, my little trolls. I have a track record of quality. I respect this site, so I never post anything here that is crap. My 100 parodies had 20,000 views and only 15 all-oneseys, meaning that only 1 in 1350 viewers thought they were awful. Then last Friday, I post a very good parody of REM's "End of the World", an OS so difficult that it's only been done 20 times in the history of this website, and suddenly one in five viewers thinks it's awful? Don't you fools realize how unbelievably absurd that is, and that those 20 one bombs are not a reflection on me but on your own irrationality and fanaticism?
Frankly - November 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Mr. Len your parody sheet is like walking through a landfill of garbage composed of mainly hateful political messages concerning Muslims, President Obama (First Black President), and Democrats. And I suppose the lyrics here of "B*tchee, B*tchee, Rubbie, Rubbie" smack of racism against the stereotypical Asian masseuse! The question is? Who DON'T you hate? And please stop with the statistical manips as they are pathetic. Try writing around 500 parodies of quality and work on your pacing. Is this enough constructive criticism for you? The Security Code is YQU! Indeed!
Callmelennie - November 21, 2013 - Report this comment
And what does your message to me consist of -- other than pure unadulterated hatred. At one point, you use the grossest leap in logic to "prove" that I'm racist. The lyrics "B*tchee, b*tchee, and "rubbee rubbee" are used to match the nonsense lyrics of the OS. Typical of a leftist troll. Another of your race-baiting ilk tried to insinuate that I was bashing Mexicans, based, apparently on the title of one of my parodies, "Guatemala Girls", which is actually a spoof on Arnold Schwartznegger and his affair with his maid ...... As for my songs about Muslims, they are about jihadis mostly. Are you telling me I'm not allowed to harbor hostility towards people who murder Americans by the thousands and who violate every rule of war ever established. I don't think so ....... And as for "please stop using statistical (ie, objective) standards" to defend myself , how is that pathetic? Only in the mind of a person completely divorced from reality are objective standards and track records "pathetic" -- simply because they completely contradict their own opinion.
Joe Mammy - November 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Y'all leave da Massa alone, he don't know no better. Golly gee, gots to get me back in the cotton field befo' the men in white come to gets me ;-)
Callmelennie - November 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Joe, don't you mean the men in white coats? Tell you what, if you'll disavow your post, I'll ask them not to put you in a straitjacket
Max Power - November 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Seeing how your parodies attracted certain kinds of people, I really hope they're not cereal, I mean...damn!
Rob Arndt - November 21, 2013 - Report this comment
CML, you may be taking hits but damn- I got a few ideas from the comments! Joe M probably means the Triple-K and so I did a parody about them for tomorrow (had to close comments due to impending attacks). At least the guys that bomb you are radical extremists. I got 2-3 a day that are systematic! And when I get up early PST and am hit that means that the bomber comes from C/MT, EST, Atlantic Time, From Eire or UK, or the Continent... even Oz! So, sad to say but you can't trust anyone online. Pardon me if I don't make many comments on your parodies or open rate, I have too much trouble with my own parodies. But tomorrow I reach another level, or goal regardless of my detractors. If you have any weapons requests, please let me know. The only only other hand mine I know of was the British sticky grenade and I did that long ago :)
Callmelennie - November 22, 2013 - Report this comment
I'm not sure who these people are, Rob, but they are demonstrating all the open-mindedness and intellectual flexibility of a pack of monitor lizards at a buffalo kill. I've already pointed out how bogus their one-bombing strategy is, so what do they do -- they double down on the reptilian malice and double the number of "one-seys" as if that will finally settle the matter. Then they use the loathsome tactic of the Left by casting any disagreement as pure hate, which they then "prove" by sending one vile post after another attacking me. And finally, lest we forget, this entire "rage-boy" onslaught was motivated by a song in which I suggested that Democrats used these very tactics to squelch debate on a law that is now proving to be, just as we predicted, insanely unworkable and destructive. So what do they do; they use the very tactics I described against me, apparently to "prove" just how deranged I was to say such a thing. This isn't just insanity; this is insanity squared

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