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Song Parodies -> "Porn on Channel Five"

Original Song Title:

"Born to be Alive"

Original Performer:

Patrick Hernandez

Parody Song Title:

"Porn on Channel Five"

Parody Written by:

Number Six

The Lyrics

Men like watching porn, that's right.
They'll be watching porn...tonight.

Porn,
Porn on channel five.
You see there's porn, porn, porn, porn on channel five

Woke up with a stiffy
and I knew that in a jiffy it'd go down, down, down.

I turned on the old TV and filpped around and
look at what I found, found, found.

You see there's porn, porn, porn on channel five
I'm watching porn, porn, porn, porn on channel five

I'm watching channel five, channel five, channel five
I love that channel five, channel five, channel five
There's porn on channel five.

People ask me why I never find a girl
to love and settle down, down, down.
Well I've tried the dating scene
The pretty girls are mean and makes me
frown, frown, frown

So I'll watch porn, porn, porn on channel five.
I'm stuck with porn, porn, porn, porn on channel five.
You see there's porn, porn, porn on channel five..
I'm watching porn, porn, porn, porn on channel five.

You see there's porn, porn, porn on channel five.
I'm watching porn, porn, porn, porn on channel five.
You see there's porn, porn, porn on channel five.
i'm watching porn, porn, porn, porn on channel five
.
(c) 2012 R. Pershall

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Peter Andersson - April 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Shaving my palms just so I can applaud this one! ;-)
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Excellent my friend ; )

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