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Song Parodies -> "Midlife Crisis (Bald & 45)"

Original Song Title:

"Born To Be Alive"

Original Performer:

Patrick Hernandez

Parody Song Title:

"Midlife Crisis (Bald & 45)"

Parody Written by:

Mystik Tomato

The Lyrics

He's having a crisis of his midlife
Having a crisis of his midlife

Bald, Bald and 45
(Feel like an old guy)
You see I am bald
Bald, bald
(Bald and 45)

Woke up this mornin'
Went straight over to the bathroom
To have a shave
It was then that I realised
That my hair was thinning badly
And kinda grey, grey, grey
You see I am
Bald, bald, bald and 45
(Feel like an old guy)
You see I'm
Bald, bald, bald
(Bald and 45)

I've been trying
To find a buncha kids who'll let me hang around
And be hip, hip, hip
But I just can't understand
All the many different
Teenage cliques, cliques, cliques

Because I'm
Bald, bald, bald and 45
(Feel like an old guy)
You see I'm
Bald, bald, bald
(Bald and 45)

I hate bein' 45!
45
45

I hate bein' 45!
45
45

I hate bein' 45!

(Bald and 45)
(Bald and 45)
(Bald and 45)
I hate bein' 45!
45
45
I hate bein' 45!

Tried to fit in
With the goths and metal heads
Ended bad, bad, bad
I also tried the emos and the rappers
The geeks and the stoners
Total id-i-ots

I guess they aren't bald, bald
Bald and 45
(Feel like an old guy)
You see you were Bald, bald, bald
(Bald and 45)

You see I'm bald, bald
Bald and 45
(Feel like an old guy)
You see you were Bald, bald, bald
(Bald and 45)

You see I am
Bald, bald, bald and 45
(Feel like an old guy)
You see I'm
Bald, bald, bald
(Bald and 45)

You see I am
Bald, bald, bald and 45
(Feel like an old guy)
You see I'm
Bald, bald, bald
(Bald and 45)
Bald, bald and 45

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