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Song Parodies -> "Lit Me Up Some Blest Pot"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Lit Me Up Some Blest Pot"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

The Lyrics

I see the good old state of Washington has legalized marijuana. I also see the Feds are mulling what to do. In the meantime, I . . .
Lit me up some blest pot
I won't be fretting 'bout arrest plot
Giving up the gin shot
Toking away.

Well, Im a heel, fluffed schnook and I'm a bong devotee
I'm quaking brittle farts with my weed in tea
No dismay, I'm free now to brew it
Washington news, no threat to screw it

Lit me up some blest pot
I won't be fretting 'bout arrest plot
Dancing like a robot
Toking away.

I'm humming and I'm numb now, my mind impaired
But that's my way, see if I'm scared
Rock around, my moll is "Jane"
I just unpack an ounce of weed again

Lit me up some blest pot
I won't be fretting 'bout arrest plot
Witless in a mind blot
Toking away

Well, for a meal, bake cookies with some grass on a spree
I make some little tarts, eat a bun with glee
Before I drink another scotch, I try hipster space
I'd better procure some good weed to embrace

Lit me up some blest pot
I won't be fretting 'bout arrest plot
'Til I get a blood clot
Toking away

Sitting in a stressed spot
I won't be fretting 'bout arrest plot
Lit me up some blest pot
Higher today.

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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Patrick - December 10, 2012 - Report this comment
Just like tobacco, you're burning leaves and breathing smoke. That can't be good in the long run. Still, I like to see folks defy the feds. When the narcs come down to spoil your fun, remember this term: "jury nullification". Spread it around. It's our last hope for a peaceful resolution to the real problems we're facing.
Jonathan - December 10, 2012 - Report this comment
High There! 5's
Leough - December 10, 2012 - Report this comment
555! Great title switch and execution! I've never known any weed users who let the law stand in the way of their using it, so making it 'semi-legal' seems a little pointless.

@ Patrick: Thanks for educating me on the concept of jury nullification.
Meriadoc - December 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Much better than the OS!

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